SOCIAL AGONIES.
Reading edition
Algy. "Come and Dine with me with me to-night, Snobbington?"
Snobbington. "Sorry to say I can't, Old Chappie. Afraid I've go to go and Dine with that old fool, Lord Boreham, for my sins!"
Lord Boreham (from behind his Newspaper). "Pray consider yourself excused this evening, Mr.——Mr.——a—I find I don't even know you by sight!"
[Which is quite true!