"QUOUSQUE TANDEM?" OR, ONE AT A TIME.

Arth-r B-lf-r (driver, to officious friend, Joe Ch-mb-rl-n). "WE SHALL NEVER GET ON LIKE THIS! AM I DRIVING OR ARE YOU?"

Mrs. Smith. "I think it dreadful that your Divorce Laws in America should be so much more lenient than they are in England."

Mr. Van Rensselaer. "Well, you see, my dear Madam, in England Divorce is a Luxury—while with us it is—er—a Necessity!"