Act 1 — Foonotes
Reading edition
Cf. Maurice Browne, The Temple of a Living Art. The Drama, Chicago, 1913, No. 12, p. 168: "Nor is this just a question of stage jargon; that man or woman who would establish an Art Theatre that is an Art Theatre and not a pet rabbit fed by hand, must be able to design it, to ventilate it, to decorate it, to equip its stage, to light it (and to handle its lighting himself, or his electricians will not listen to him), to plan his costumes and scenery, aye, and at a shift, to make them with his own hand."
"Poets with whom I learned my trade, Companions of the Cheshire Cheese."
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1 ch has, roughly, the same sound as in German or in the Scotch loch.
2 dd = English th, roughly, in breathe.
3 e has, roughly, the sound of ai in dairy.
4 f = English v.
5 ff = English sharp f.
6 ll represents a sound intermediate between the and fl.
7 w as a consonant is pronounced as in English; as a vowel = oo.
8 y is sometimes like u in but, but sometimes like ee in green.
Note: The author will gladly answer questions about pronunciation, costuming, etc., etc.
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Since it is just possible that someone may think The Little Man has a deep, dark reference to the war, it may be as well to state that this whimsey was written in October, 1913.