Act 2 — Scene III.
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A room in the Hall.
Enter Agnes, with her bonnet in her hand. She sits down, musing.
Agnes. I never was so unhappy before; for that gipsy woman has raised doubts and fears which overwhelm me. Lucy, too, has been told something that affects her deeply. She never spoke during the whole way home, and seemed glad to get rid of me as she ran into her father's house. If this should be true (and why raise such a report without foundation? no one could be so wicked), what a discovery. At all events, until the truth be ascertained, I shall be miserable. Heigho! I anticipated so much pleasure in meeting my brother and Captain Mertoun. Now, what am I to do? If he were to—to—offer to——(cries). It would be so unhandsome, knowing this report, to say "Yes" (sobs), and so unkind to say "No!" O dear! I'm very miserable.
Enter Sir Gilbert.
Adm. Why, Agnes, the servants have been out everywhere seeking you. For shame! to be out of the way when you know that your brother was coming. Edward is much hurt at your indifference. Why, what's the matter, child? You appear to have been crying! My dear girl, what has vexed you? See, here they both come.
Enter Captain Etheridge and Mertoun.
Capt. Eth. My dear Agnes! (Agnes runs up to him, embraces him, and then bursts into tears). Why, what is the matter, my dear sister?
Agnes (hanging on her brother's neck). O! I am so rejoiced to see you!
Capt. Eth. (kisses her). You look the personification of joy! But, Agnes, here is one whom you have met before. Is it necessary to introduce Mertoun? (Captain Mertoun advances.)
Agnes. O no! (curtseying formally to Captain Mertoun, who offers his hand.)
Capt. Mer. (confused, and apart to Captain Etheridge). Good heavens! I must have displeased her!
Capt. Eth. (aside). Impossible. I do not comprehend it.
Capt. Mer. I am most happy to renew our acquaintance, Miss Etheridge, under the sanction of your parents' roof.
Agnes (inclining her head). I shall always be most happy to receive my brother's friends.
Adm. Agnes, my love, the heat has overpowered you. You have hastened home too fast. Come out with me. You'll be better soon. [Exeunt Sir Gilbert and Agnes.
Capt. Eth. What can it be? She is certainly distressed.
Capt. Mer. Her reception of me is, indeed, very different from what I had anticipated from the manner in which we parted. I must say, that either her conduct is very inconsistent, or her memory very treacherous.
Capt. Eth. Nay, Mertoun, it is some time since you met; and then, not under the auspices of her father's roof. Make some allowances for maidenly reserve.
Capt. Mer. Still I must say I am both mortified and disappointed.
Capt. Eth. I can feel for you; but knowing her generous character, I do not hesitate to take up her defence. Something presses heavily on her mind; what, I cannot surmise. But I will see her and find it out. Till then, wear your willow as gracefully as you do your laurels, and construe nothing to your disadvantage. This I ask in justice.
Capt. Mer. You may with confidence.
Capt. Eth. But here comes Lady Etheridge; now will I hasten to Agnes, and leave you to pay your court. Though you have already made a sufficiently favourable impression, yet still remember my injunctions.
Enter Lady Etheridge.
Lady Etheridge, my sister has just quitted the room far from well. If you will permit me, I will inquire after her, leaving Captain Mertoun to cultivate your acquaintance. [Exit Capt. Etheridge.
Capt. Mer. An honour, madam, I have long courted.
Lady Eth. O sir! if your leisure is now, as it were, unoccupied, I should be most happy to be your cicero. There are such grounds——
Capt. Mer. (ogling Lady Etheridge). For admiration, when I cast my eyes that way.
Lady Eth. The quintessence of politeness, I declare. This way, sir.
Capt. Mer. The arm of the humblest of your slaves.
(Offering his arm.)
Lady Eth. Infinitely honoured.
[Exeunt ambo, ceremoniously, and mutually complimenting each other in dumb show.