LXXXVII How a man went to shrive himself
Edward Storer translation
A man went to a priest to confession; and among other things he said: I have a sister-in-law, and my brother is far away; and whenever I go home, her familiarity is so great that she sits down on my lap; how should I behave?
The priest answered: if she did so to me, she would be well requited for it.