"Hullo, Fatty," said the Copy-book to the Dictionary.
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"Hullo, Thinny!" retorted the Dictionary.
"You're a wordy person, Fatty," said the Copy-book.
"You're an empty thing, Thinny," said the Dictionary.
"Bound to have the last word, eh, Fatty!" sneered the Copy-book.
"Need it in my business, Thinny," said the Dictionary, and the Umbrella in the library corner laughed so hard that it bent one of its ribs.