NO WONDER HE REBELLED
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The Officer (to recruit reported for insubordination, who has refused to enter the swimming pool)—And what have you got to say for yourself?
Recruit—Please, sir, I’ve only been in the navy three days. The first day the doctor drawed two o’ me teeth; the second day I was vaccinated, and now a petty orficer, he says, “Come along! We’re goin’ ter drown yer!”