HIS MIND WAS WANDERING
Reading edition
“Anything I can do for you?” asked a surgeon as he passed the bed of a smiling but badly wounded soldier.
“Yes, doctor; perhaps you can tell me something I’d very much like to know,” answered “Sammie.”
“Fire ahead,” replied the doctor. “What is it?”
“Well, doctor, when one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the other doctor like the doctor wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the other doctor like the doctor doing the doctoring wants to doctor him?”