Volume 2 — Whiz Bang Filosophy

Eat, drink—and be careful.

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A Miss is as good as her smile.

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Home is where the mortgage is.

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Man proposes and woman imposes.

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Fine feathers make fine feather beds.

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Oh, for the gland, gland days of youth!

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There’s many a slip between the cop and the nip.

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Many a girl has a good beginning and a week-end.

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No skirt should be so short as to expose the knee plus ultra.

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One of the proverbs of politics is, “Money makes the mayor go.”

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Some men court, then marry, and then go to court again.

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People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark.

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There’s many a good thing lost by not asking for it—think it over.

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Just because your sweetheart is “crummy,” don’t think he is a baker.

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As long as truth is naked, people will continue to take liberties with her.

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The front door of the business man’s office says “Push.” The front door of the city hall says “Pull.”

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A laugh, a sigh; a smile, a tear; a giggle, a sob; a joy, a pain; a gain, a sacrifice—that is the synthesis of Love.

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Wives should never nag their husbands. A hubby is like an egg—if kept continually in hot water he will become hard-boiled.

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Don’t imagine that you can avoid a courting stunt by paying attention to a widow. She’ll expect as much fuss and “ootsy-wootsy” slush as a 16-year-old maiden.