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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Volume 10 — THE EXPERIENCES OF GENTLE JANE

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BY CAROLYN WELLS

The Carnivorous Bear

Gentle Jane went walking, where She espied a Grizzly Bear; Flustered by the quadruped Gentle Jane just lost her head.

The Rude Train

Last week, Tuesday, gentle Jane Met a passing railroad train; "Ah, good afternoon," she said; But the train just cut her dead.

The Careless Niece

Once her brother's child, for fun, Pointed at her aunt a gun. At this conduct of her niece's Gentle Jane went all to pieces.

The Naughty Automobile

Gentle Jane went for a ride, But the automobile shied; Threw the party all about— Somehow, Jane felt quite put out.

The Cold, Hard Lake

Gentle Jane went out to skate; She fell through at half-past eight. Then the lake, with icy glare, Said, "Such girls I can not bear."

The Calm Steam-Roller

In the big steam-roller's path Gentle Jane expressed her wrath. It passed over. After that Gentle Jane looked rather flat.

A New Experience

Much surprised was gentle Jane When a bullet pierced her brain; "Such a thing as that," she said, "Never came into my head!"

The Battering-Ram

"Ah!" said gentle Jane, "I am Proud to meet a battering-ram." Then, with shyness overcome, Gentle Jane was just struck dumb.

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