The Jumble Book of RhymesHooverizeReading editionChapter navigation70 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterThe Jumble Book of RhymesThe Jumble Book of RhymesForewordDedicationTHE JUMBLE BOOK OF RHYMESGreetingsIntrospectionAn AcknowledgmentPay! Pay!! Pay!!!Taffy and the ManMyself vs. MeTo "The Quiet Observer"A bas Polyanna!If You'd MarryTo My ValentineAll Mine in DreamsShould Dreams Come TrueLotus EatingFergit Dem DreamsFickleness of MaidensConstancy—As Applied to One ManHandle With CareThe One and The OnlyMy GardenMy ThrenodyEternityINTERMISSIONA MEDLEYI 'Ear NoesOde to a Sylphine FigureFeelin' BlueA Bare StoryA TruthHooverizeFineFugax, Sequax; Sequax, FugaxA Betrayal of Irish AncestryExit CookyThe LimitSafety FirstUnbearableWrong PrescriptionSeeing DoubleWisdomJust TalkThe Man Who Made Umph-ta-ta SmileMyself and MeC'est la GuerreSpring StylesStrictly Proper18 to 45You Never Can TellAn Ounce of PreventionFear NotEat What's Set Before YouShow MeDamfino JonesSilent BillBuster BoyNot Forgetting DadChromaticEnuf!The Evening BathThe Dirty-Neck Policeman and the Black HandDo You Believe in Santa Claus?Shaving TimeThe Big Black BearMissing YouINDEXPrevious chapter ←A TruthNext chapter →FineAll chapters and sections (70)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsThe Jumble Book of RhymesThe Jumble Book of RhymesForewordDedicationTHE JUMBLE BOOK OF RHYMESGreetingsIntrospectionAn AcknowledgmentPay! Pay!! Pay!!!Taffy and the ManMyself vs. MeTo "The Quiet Observer"A bas Polyanna!If You'd MarryTo My ValentineAll Mine in DreamsShould Dreams Come TrueLotus EatingFergit Dem DreamsFickleness of MaidensConstancy—As Applied to One ManHandle With CareThe One and The OnlyMy GardenMy ThrenodyEternityINTERMISSIONA MEDLEYI 'Ear NoesOde to a Sylphine FigureFeelin' BlueA Bare StoryA TruthHooverizeFineFugax, Sequax; Sequax, FugaxA Betrayal of Irish AncestryExit CookyThe LimitSafety FirstUnbearableWrong PrescriptionSeeing DoubleWisdomJust TalkThe Man Who Made Umph-ta-ta SmileMyself and MeC'est la GuerreSpring StylesStrictly Proper18 to 45You Never Can TellAn Ounce of PreventionFear NotEat What's Set Before YouShow MeDamfino JonesSilent BillBuster BoyNot Forgetting DadChromaticEnuf!The Evening BathThe Dirty-Neck Policeman and the Black HandDo You Believe in Santa Claus?Shaving TimeThe Big Black BearMissing YouINDEXAn order of Hoover's I think is quite good; "Don't feed your dear husband— But husband your food."◇Decorative divider← A TruthFine →
