Part 4 — A TERRIBLE INFANT
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I recollect a nurse called Ann, Who carried me about the grass, And one fine day a fine young man Came up, and kissed the pretty lass: She did not make the least objection! Thinks I, "Aha! When I can talk I'll tell Mamma" —And that's my earliest recollection.
Frederick Locker-Lampson [1821-1895]