PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Reading edition
VOL. 150. MAY 31, 1916.
CONTENTS: CHARIVARIA. — THE BRITISH DRAGON. — UNWRITTEN LETTERS TO THE KAISER. — A REGRETTABLE INCIDENT. — THOUGHTS ON NEWSPAPERS. — ABDUL: AN APPRECIATION. — THE DYSPEPTIC'S DILEMMA. — BALLADE OF BOOKS FOR THE WOUNDED. — ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. — A CONVENIENT CONSCIENCE. — SCREEN INFLUENCES. — NURSERY RHYMES OF LONDON TOWN. — THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. — OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
Retired Major (to mendicant who has claimed to have seen service in the South African War). 'Wretched impostor! That is an Indian Mutiny ribbon.'
Mendicant. "Lumme! Is it?"