Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 11, 1914

Volume 146 — March 11, 1914.

Reading edition

Curate (forte). "... to have-and-to-hold."

Bridegroom (deaf). "Eh?"

Curate (fortissimo). "TO—HAVE—AND—TO—HOLD."

Bridegroom. "To 'ave and to 'old."

Curate. "FROM—THIS—DAY—FORWARD."

Bridegroom. "Till this day fortnight!"