HOW THE MATCH CAME OFF
Reading edition
A Harmony on Wheels
(Miss Angelica has challenged Mr. Wotherspoon to a race on the Queen's highway.)
Fytte 1. Mr. W. Fine start! (Faint heart!) Miss A. Horrid hill! (Feeling ill!)
Fytte 2. Mr. W. Going strong! Come along!
Fytte 3. Miss A. Road quite even! Perfect heaven!
Fytte 4. Mr. W. Goal in view! Running true! Miss A. Make it faster! Spur your caster!
Fytte 5.
Mr. W. Fairly done! Miss A. Match is won! [They dismount. Pause. Mr. W. What! Confess! Miss A. Well then—yes!
Motor Fiend. "Why don't you get out of the way?"
Victim. "What! Are you coming back?"