Mr. Dooley's PhilosophyFront matterReading editionChapter navigation38 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterPREFACEA BOOK REVIEWAMERICANS ABROADSERVANT GIRL PROBLEMTHE TRANSVAALWAR AND WAR MAKERSUNDERESTIMATING THE ENEMYTHE WAR EXPERTMODERN EXPLOSIVESTHE CHINESE SITUATIONMINISTER WUTHE FUTURE OF CHINAPLATFORM MAKINGTHE YACHT RACESPOLYGAMYPUBLIC FICKLENESSKENTUCKY POLITICSYOUNG ORATORYPUBLIC GRATITUDEMARRIAGE AND POLITICSALCOHOL AS FOODHIGH FINANCETHE PARIS EXPOSITIONCHRISTIAN JOURNALISMTHE ADMIRAL'S CANDIDACYCUSTOMS OF KENTUCKYA SOCIETY SCANDALDOINGS OF ANARCHISTSANGLO-AMERICAN SPORTSVOICES FROM THE TOMBThe NEGRO PROBLEMThe AMERICAN STAGETROUBLES OF A CANDIDATEA BACHELOR'S LIFETHE EDUCATION OF THE YOUNG“L'AIGLON”CASUAL OBSERVATIONSBeginning of this editionNext chapter →PREFACEAll chapters and sections (38)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsPREFACEA BOOK REVIEWAMERICANS ABROADSERVANT GIRL PROBLEMTHE TRANSVAALWAR AND WAR MAKERSUNDERESTIMATING THE ENEMYTHE WAR EXPERTMODERN EXPLOSIVESTHE CHINESE SITUATIONMINISTER WUTHE FUTURE OF CHINAPLATFORM MAKINGTHE YACHT RACESPOLYGAMYPUBLIC FICKLENESSKENTUCKY POLITICSYOUNG ORATORYPUBLIC GRATITUDEMARRIAGE AND POLITICSALCOHOL AS FOODHIGH FINANCETHE PARIS EXPOSITIONCHRISTIAN JOURNALISMTHE ADMIRAL'S CANDIDACYCUSTOMS OF KENTUCKYA SOCIETY SCANDALDOINGS OF ANARCHISTSANGLO-AMERICAN SPORTSVOICES FROM THE TOMBThe NEGRO PROBLEMThe AMERICAN STAGETROUBLES OF A CANDIDATEA BACHELOR'S LIFETHE EDUCATION OF THE YOUNG“L'AIGLON”CASUAL OBSERVATIONSIllustrated by F. OPPER.{Illustration: POOR PEOPLE 'LL HAVE SIMPLE MEALS.} (Illustrations not available in this edition)To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silentPREFACE →