Part 2 — LIKE THE REST.
Reading edition
"Ah, Jack, I hear you go to kindergarten."
"Yes."
"What do you do there?"
"Oh—we make things."
"Indeed? And what do you make chiefly?"
"Noise," said Jack.
HE KNEW.
TEACHER. "Now which of you boys can tell me what sea water contains besides the sodium chloride just mentioned?"
TOMMY TATTERS. "McGinty!"