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Goops and How to Be Them

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The Goops they lick their fingers, And the Goops they lick their knives; They spill their broth on the tablecloth— Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, And loud and fast they chew; And that is why I'm glad that I Am not a Goop—are you?

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