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Goops and How to Be Them

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I wonder why it is polite In shaking hands, to give your right. I wonder why it is refined In passing one, to go behind. I wonder why it is well-bred, If you must sneeze, to turn your head. Perhaps the reason is because The Goops, they never have such laws!

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