NOT TO BE CAUGHT
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NOT TO BE CAUGHT
It was examination day at one of the R.A.M.C. headquarters.
"And if a man suffering from trench feet were brought to you, how would you treat him?" asked the examiner.
The recruit, a Londoner with a good knowledge of the licensing laws, quickly answered: "You won't catch me that way, sir. We should both pay for our own."