ALDERMANIC TASTES
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ALDERMANIC TASTES
Freddy: "Papa, may I study elocution?"
Proud Father: "Indeed you may, my boy, if you wish. You desire to become a great orator, do you?"
"Yes, that's it."
"And some day perhaps have your voice ringing in the vaulted chamber of the first legislative assembly in the world?"
"I shouldn't care for that. I want to be an after-dinner speaker."
"Ah, you are ambitious for social distinction, then?"
"No--I want the dinners."