ONE RESULT OF THE MODERN METHODS OF THE UP-TO-DATE CHURCH
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“John, I just know there’s somebody trying to get in our front door.” “Now, do be careful when you open the door, John.”
“John, John, don’t open that door!” “Gee! I didn’t know w’ere te toor-bell wass at.”
“Oh, John, I just know something dreadful has happened to father!” “Gee! if dere hain’t no answer, I guess I’ll mosey back. Gee! dis is a peach of a night.”