A CARIBBEAN SCHÜTZENFEST
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Or, the Ship that was much the Worse for War
“Ach, Himmel, this monotony is deadly. Nichts komme raus; or, in other words, there’s nothing doing in war circles.”
“While we’re waiting, let’s heave a few twelve-pounders over in that Venezuelan fort. Let’s wake ’em up a little.”
“By the way, gunner, see if you can shoot the mizzen-mast off of that mule over yonder.”
But at that moment the Venezuelans woke up, and the Schützenfest was all over.