Volume 2 — Classified Ads
Reading edition
Leathery People
(From Mandan Daily Pioneer.)
High Grade Bags for men and women of extra quality leather.
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Make It Two, Please
(From the Michigan Daily.)
WANTED—Room from Thursday to Monday with woman student.
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Especially in Edgetown
(From the Momence Progress.)
A box social will be hell at the Edgetown School District No. 37, on Saturday.
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Is She Entertaining This Winter?
(From the Dixon, Ill., Telegraph.)
Found—Brown fur collar. Owner can have same by paying for ad and calling on Mrs. William Greig.
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Engaged Couples Preferred
(From the Oak Parker, Ill.)
For Rent—Furnished front room; warm and sunny; twin beds; new house; to persons engaged; references. Call after 4 p.m.
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Just a Rehearsal
(From the Elgin News.)
Mr. and Mrs. Pierce left immediately on a short honeymoon trip. The “real” honeymoon trip is soon to be made, into various parts of Virginia.
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My Daughter, O My Daughter!
(From the Indianapolis Star.)
WOODRUFF PLACE, 571 E. Drive. Room and board; modern, home privileges; gentleman preferred. Daughter wishes congenial roommate. Woodruff 6110.
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With Best Regards
(From the Lancaster, Wis., Teller.)
The low-down, scurvy halfbreed that swiped our log chain from the bridge where we were working does not need to bring it back, as we have another one, but if there is a hell for dogs I hope he gets a seat in the front row with my compliments.
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A Few More Want Ads
WANTED—Man to work in dog kennel; $12 a week; sleep in or out.—Pittsburg Post.
WANTED—Good home for young lady who requires very little attention at night.—New Orleans Times-Picayune.
FOR SALE—About 100 year old chickens.—Waterloo (Ia.) Courier.
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Pitiless Publicity
(From the Mount Vernon Argus.)
—W. Harshbarger, of Pleasantville, is the guest of Mrs. A. E. Blackman, of North Fulton Ave.
—A. E. Blackman is away on a hunting trip.
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A Model Husband
There is a man who never drinks, Nor chews, nor smokes, nor swears; Who never gambles, never flirts, And shuns all sinful snares. He’s paralyzed. There is a man who never does A thing that is not right; His wife can tell just where he is Morning, noon and night. He’s dead.