Blottentots, and How to Make ThemLANKY DOODLEReading editionChapter navigation34 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterHOW TO MAKE BLOTTENTOTSA FLIT-FLIT FLITTERA GOBBLE-ME-UPTWO BUCKING NIGHTMARESSTRANGE BUT TRUELAW-MAKERSMISTRESS NELLA PROFESSIONAL TIFFSAFE AT A DISTANCETEENY AND TINYIMPISHA LITTLE GRASS MIDGETSIAMESE TWINS?A KANGAR-ROOSTER-ROOA SURPRISECONSIDERATERISKYDOGGERELA WARNINGTHE LATEST DISCOVERYSORRY GRIGSLANKY DOODLETHE DANCELOOK OUT FOR HIM!MACBETH Act I, Scene I.PERPLEXINGMERELY ACCIDENTALBIRDS OF A FEATHERA DE-DUCK-TIONAN OVERSIGHTQUITE THE THINGQUAINT AND QUEERFINISPrevious chapter ←SORRY GRIGSNext chapter →THE DANCEAll chapters and sections (34)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsHOW TO MAKE BLOTTENTOTSA FLIT-FLIT FLITTERA GOBBLE-ME-UPTWO BUCKING NIGHTMARESSTRANGE BUT TRUELAW-MAKERSMISTRESS NELLA PROFESSIONAL TIFFSAFE AT A DISTANCETEENY AND TINYIMPISHA LITTLE GRASS MIDGETSIAMESE TWINS?A KANGAR-ROOSTER-ROOA SURPRISECONSIDERATERISKYDOGGERELA WARNINGTHE LATEST DISCOVERYSORRY GRIGSLANKY DOODLETHE DANCELOOK OUT FOR HIM!Scenes1Other sectionsPERPLEXINGMERELY ACCIDENTALBIRDS OF A FEATHERA DE-DUCK-TIONAN OVERSIGHTQUITE THE THINGQUAINT AND QUEERFINISLanky Doodle came to town Without his little pony, Stuck a feather in his hat With bits of macaroni.◇← SORRY GRIGSTHE DANCE →
