Blottentots, and How to Make ThemA DE-DUCK-TIONReading editionChapter navigation34 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterHOW TO MAKE BLOTTENTOTSA FLIT-FLIT FLITTERA GOBBLE-ME-UPTWO BUCKING NIGHTMARESSTRANGE BUT TRUELAW-MAKERSMISTRESS NELLA PROFESSIONAL TIFFSAFE AT A DISTANCETEENY AND TINYIMPISHA LITTLE GRASS MIDGETSIAMESE TWINS?A KANGAR-ROOSTER-ROOA SURPRISECONSIDERATERISKYDOGGERELA WARNINGTHE LATEST DISCOVERYSORRY GRIGSLANKY DOODLETHE DANCELOOK OUT FOR HIM!MACBETH Act I, Scene I.PERPLEXINGMERELY ACCIDENTALBIRDS OF A FEATHERA DE-DUCK-TIONAN OVERSIGHTQUITE THE THINGQUAINT AND QUEERFINISPrevious chapter ←BIRDS OF A FEATHERNext chapter →AN OVERSIGHTAll chapters and sections (34)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsHOW TO MAKE BLOTTENTOTSA FLIT-FLIT FLITTERA GOBBLE-ME-UPTWO BUCKING NIGHTMARESSTRANGE BUT TRUELAW-MAKERSMISTRESS NELLA PROFESSIONAL TIFFSAFE AT A DISTANCETEENY AND TINYIMPISHA LITTLE GRASS MIDGETSIAMESE TWINS?A KANGAR-ROOSTER-ROOA SURPRISECONSIDERATERISKYDOGGERELA WARNINGTHE LATEST DISCOVERYSORRY GRIGSLANKY DOODLETHE DANCELOOK OUT FOR HIM!Scenes1Other sectionsPERPLEXINGMERELY ACCIDENTALBIRDS OF A FEATHERA DE-DUCK-TIONAN OVERSIGHTQUITE THE THINGQUAINT AND QUEERFINISPluck A duck Of a wing. Alack! He'll quack, And not sing.◇← BIRDS OF A FEATHERAN OVERSIGHT →