Front matter
Reading edition

BIZARRE
By the Same Author
SCRAMBLED EGGS

His symphony depicted the sorrows of Russia, the height of the steppes, and the agonies of indigestion.

Copyright 1922
By Lieber & Lewis
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
To my favorite poet
Virginia Woods Mackall
The author thanks Life, Judge, The Century, The Quill, The New York Times, The Literary Review, and The New York Tribune for kind permission to include in this volume certain contributions to those publications. He hopes he has remembered to ask such permission in each case.