A TONIC.
Reading edition
Miss Luella Gloaming was naturally glum, So she married young Grouch, the recluse; For she says when she’s sad, she just looks at his face— Then she can’t help but laugh like the deuce!
WHY THEY MARRIED.
This couple before you are husband and wife, He looks sorry and just a bit harried; It took a mere two-spot to scare him for life, At least that’s the reason he married!
