War Rhymes by WayfarerNursery RhymesReading editionChapter navigation83 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterFOREWORDMODERN DIPLOMACY, OR HOW THE WAR STARTEDTHE ALLIED FORCESTHE MODERN GOOD SAMARITANSATAN'S SOLILOQUYTHE CANADIAN WAYThe English Woman's ComplaintUNEMPLOYEDTHE HATE OF HANSHANS BEGINS TO WONDERJack CanuckWHAT OWEST THOUA CALL TO THE COLORSCHOOSE YETHE SLACKER'S SONBLASTED HOPESLANGEMARKTHE CANADIAN ARMYFIGHT OR PAYHUNTING THE WERE-WOLFJOHNNIE'S GROUCHTHE TRENCH THAT FRITZ BUILTNursery RhymesTEN LITTLE SLACKERSJINGLESBEDLAMTHE CERTAINTIESTHE FRIENDLY SPIESJACK CANUCK TO UNCLE SAMSAMMYFRANCE TO COLUMBIAJIM'S SACRIFICETHE ORGY OF THORMOTES AND BEAMSNURSE CAVELL'TWAS EVER THUSEGOFREEDOMTWENTY YEARS AFTERFAITHEVERYBODY HELPINGTHE WORLD'S OVERDRAFTSLACKERSTHE LOYAL BLACKSTHE TROUBLES OF TINOHAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?THE TREESWHO KNOWSAFTERWARDSGERMAN SECURITIES FALLTROUBLE IN THE TRENCHESTHE WORSHIPPERSTO JEAN BAPTISTETHE LOST TRIBESRELIABILITYTHE McLEANSFARMER JOHN SPEAKS HIS MINDWHEN THE GAME ISN'T FAIRHEINIE'S HOLLERWHAT WE WONTHE HOME COMINGFRITZ FINDS FAULTFRITZ HAS ANOTHER GROUCHTHE KAISER CONSULTS FRITZFRITZ IN THE HOSPITALFRITZ PHILOSOPHIZESFRITZ WRITES TO HIS FRAUKATRINA REPLIES TO FRITZFRITZ WRITES AGAINKATRINA REPLIESFRITZ LEARNS ABOUT CANADAFRITZ CAN'T FURSHTAYFRITZ IS LEARNINGFRITZ HEARS FROM THE KAISERFRITZ ADVISES THE KAISERFRITZ ADMITS IGNORANCEFRITZ ON THE ENGLISHWHEN WILL IT ENDTHE KAISER AGAIN CONSULTS FRITZFRITZ WARNS THE KAISERFRITZ GOES FARMINGINDEX TO WAR RHYMESPrevious chapter ←THE TRENCH THAT FRITZ BUILTNext chapter →TEN LITTLE SLACKERSAll chapters and sections (83)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsFOREWORDMODERN DIPLOMACY, OR HOW THE WAR STARTEDTHE ALLIED FORCESTHE MODERN GOOD SAMARITANSATAN'S SOLILOQUYTHE CANADIAN WAYThe English Woman's ComplaintUNEMPLOYEDTHE HATE OF HANSHANS BEGINS TO WONDERJack CanuckWHAT OWEST THOUA CALL TO THE COLORSCHOOSE YETHE SLACKER'S SONBLASTED HOPESLANGEMARKTHE CANADIAN ARMYFIGHT OR PAYHUNTING THE WERE-WOLFJOHNNIE'S GROUCHTHE TRENCH THAT FRITZ BUILTNursery RhymesTEN LITTLE SLACKERSJINGLESBEDLAMTHE CERTAINTIESTHE FRIENDLY SPIESJACK CANUCK TO UNCLE SAMSAMMYFRANCE TO COLUMBIAJIM'S SACRIFICETHE ORGY OF THORMOTES AND BEAMSNURSE CAVELL'TWAS EVER THUSEGOFREEDOMTWENTY YEARS AFTERFAITHEVERYBODY HELPINGTHE WORLD'S OVERDRAFTSLACKERSTHE LOYAL BLACKSTHE TROUBLES OF TINOHAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?THE TREESWHO KNOWSAFTERWARDSGERMAN SECURITIES FALLTROUBLE IN THE TRENCHESTHE WORSHIPPERSTO JEAN BAPTISTETHE LOST TRIBESRELIABILITYTHE McLEANSFARMER JOHN SPEAKS HIS MINDWHEN THE GAME ISN'T FAIRHEINIE'S HOLLERWHAT WE WONTHE HOME COMINGFRITZ FINDS FAULTFRITZ HAS ANOTHER GROUCHTHE KAISER CONSULTS FRITZFRITZ IN THE HOSPITALFRITZ PHILOSOPHIZESFRITZ WRITES TO HIS FRAUKATRINA REPLIES TO FRITZFRITZ WRITES AGAINKATRINA REPLIESFRITZ LEARNS ABOUT CANADAFRITZ CAN'T FURSHTAYFRITZ IS LEARNINGFRITZ HEARS FROM THE KAISERFRITZ ADVISES THE KAISERFRITZ ADMITS IGNORANCEFRITZ ON THE ENGLISHWHEN WILL IT ENDTHE KAISER AGAIN CONSULTS FRITZFRITZ WARNS THE KAISERFRITZ GOES FARMINGINDEX TO WAR RHYMESUp-to-Date← THE TRENCH THAT FRITZ BUILTTEN LITTLE SLACKERS →