TO PANAMA AND BACK
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THE RECORD OF AN EXPERIENCE
BY
HENRY T. BYFORD, M. D.

W. B. CONKEY COMPANY
CHICAGO
Copyright, 1908, BY Henry T. Byford, M. D.
DEDICATED to the Panama Canal Commissioners, who invited the President of the United States to run down and see them dig the Canal while he waited; and to the President, who went to the Canal and found them asleep, and didn’t wait until it was dug.

MAP OF PANAMA (click image to enlarge)
TABLE OF CONTENTS
PART I
CHAPTER TO PANAMA PAGE
I Chicago to New Orleans—Principally Chicago 11
II Getting Off 23
III At Sea 29
IV Port Limón 48
V Colón and the Panama Railway 64
VI Panama 87
VII At Gran Hotel Centrál 100
VIII For Doctors Only 125
IX A Siesta and Such 136
X About Town 151
XI Town Topics 169
XII The Past and the Present Panama 176
XIII New Year’s Day and the Sabanas 184
XIV The Bull-Fight 192
PART II
THE FOURTH PAN-AMERICAN MEDICAL CONGRESS
I The Opening of the Congress 207
II Breakfast and Dinner on the Same Day 220
III Panama Bay and Paramount Barrett 230
IV Congress Redivivus 241
V To See Ourselves as Others See Us 251
PART III
BACK
I Accommodations at Colón 265
II Sunday at Colón 273
III After Bananas and Alligators 292
IV From Bad to Worse 309
V The Didactics of Seasickness 327
VI The Last Day at Sea and the First on Land 335
VII Traveling North by Way of the South 356
VIII Did You Have a Pleasant Trip? 375
ILLUSTRATIONS
PAGE
Map of Panama 4
Panama Flag 10
Huts on Line of Panama Road 82
Abandoned Machinery of the French 84
Along Panama Railroad 86
In Panama City 90
The Cathedral of Panama and Corner of the Park 92
Ocean Front at Panama 162
Ruins of Santo Domingo Church 172
Ruined Tower of Old Panama 178
Club House on the Sabanas 222
The Congress Waiting for Lunch 224
Taboga Island 232
Square in Colón 266
Washington Hotel, Street Front, Colón 268
Path Leading Across the Lawn from Washington Hotel to the Beach 270
Christ Church at Colón, Seen from a Corner of the Hotel 274
De Lesseps Palace at Christobal 276
Monument to Columbus, Christobal 278
Combination Store and Residence at Bocas Del Toro 288
A Bunch of Bananas 296
Toucan, or Preacher Bird 304
FOREWORD
When I made up my mind to go to Panama, I could find no guide book. I had to depend for information upon the advertising matter of the United Fruit Company, and upon the experience of a friend who had spent a few days there on business and who had seen nothing but swamps, rusty machinery, polyglot politicians and gesticulating foreigners. I had no conception of what I was coming to, and had to be content with the reflection that he who has no books must learn by experience. On the other hand, it occurred to me that by recording the main facts and mental impressions of my trip, I might take the reader with me in spirit and impart to him such knowledge as would be of use to him if he went there, and of interest if he stayed at home, for he who has no experience must learn from books.
As a physician attending the Pan-American Medical Congress, I felt that I was not competent to give the accurate general information sometimes found in guide books, and that I should be more concerned with climate and disease than the average writer; but on the other hand I hoped that, since my viewpoint would differ somewhat from that of the general run of writers, my impressions might not be unworthy of record, and might contribute in their way to a better understanding of the country and its customs.
Some readers will think that the book is too full of appetizers and nightcaps, of diet and donnerwetter, and they will be right. But this is so because the narrative is honest and describes what was seen and felt instead of what ought to have been, or might have been, seen and felt. The busy majority care more about what was than what ought to have been. What was is truth; what ought to have been is fiction, and the worst kind.
Many readers will conclude to wait until the United States has finished the reconstruction of the climate and country before going there, and will agree with me in saying that traveling in the tropics, like eating and sleeping, should be done at home. Indeed, the absurdity of the notion that it is necessary to leave home in order to study a guide book, should be taught to our travel-stricken public. Quarantine, yellow fever, yellow jaundice, black water fever, white swelling, elephantiasis, ague, anemia, neurasthenia, berri-berri, leprosy, dengue, dropsy, dysentery, drinking habits, and dozens of other dread diseases and denouements lie in wait in the tropics. The romance of these things does not consist in exposing oneself to them, but in letting others do it, and of reading about it afterward.
PART I
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Part I