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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Volume 10 — TABLE MANNERS[2]

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TABLE MANNERS[2]

BY JAMES MONTGOMERY FLAGG

When you turn down your glass, it's a sign That you're not going to take any wign. So turn down your plate When they serve things you hate, And you'll often be asked out to dign.

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