The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.)Volume VIIReading editionChapter navigation48 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterTHE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICAVolume VIIBREITMANN AND THE TURNERSCUPID, A CROOKTWO CASES OF GRIPALPHABET OF CELEBRITIESNONSENSE VERSESTHE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZTHE GOATIN DEFENSE OF AN OFFERINGHE AND SHETHE NOTARY OF PERIGUEUXHOLLY SONGSONGS WITHOUT WORDSTRIOLETSWHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ITAN EDUCATIONAL PROJECTTHE CAMP-MEETINGA RHYME FOR CHRISTMASMY CIGARETTE[1]IT IS TIME TO BEGIN TO CONCLUDENOTHIN' DONE[2]MARGINSTHE DUBIOUS FUTUREUTAHTALKA WINTER FANCYJACK BALCOMB'S PLEASANT WAYSTHE WICKED ZEBRA[3]THE BRAKEMAN AT CHURCHHOW MR. TERRAPIN LOST HIS BEARDTHE CRITICTHE ASSOCIATED WIDOWSWOMEN AND BARGAINSFABLETHE WOMAN-HATER REFORMEDHOW MR. TERRAPIN LOST HIS PLUMAGE AND WHISTLEBILL NATIONSTHE SKELETON IN THE CLOSETTHE LOST INVENTOR[4]OMAR IN THE KLONDYKETHE HAPPY LAND[5]ASSAULT AND BATTERYTHE PRAYER OF CYRUS BROWNFOOTNOTES:The Palace of DangerMISEREREPrevious chapter ←THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICANext chapter →Volume 10 — BREITMANN AND THE TURNERSAll chapters and sections (48)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsTHE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICASections7Volume 10 · Other sectionsBREITMANN AND THE TURNERSCUPID, A CROOKTWO CASES OF GRIPALPHABET OF CELEBRITIESNONSENSE VERSESTHE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZTHE GOATIN DEFENSE OF AN OFFERINGHE AND SHETHE NOTARY OF PERIGUEUXHOLLY SONGSONGS WITHOUT WORDSTRIOLETSWHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ITAN EDUCATIONAL PROJECTTHE CAMP-MEETINGA RHYME FOR CHRISTMASMY CIGARETTE[1]IT IS TIME TO BEGIN TO CONCLUDENOTHIN' DONE[2]MARGINSTHE DUBIOUS FUTUREUTAHTALKA WINTER FANCYJACK BALCOMB'S PLEASANT WAYSTHE WICKED ZEBRA[3]THE BRAKEMAN AT CHURCHHOW MR. TERRAPIN LOST HIS BEARDTHE CRITICTHE ASSOCIATED WIDOWSWOMEN AND BARGAINSFABLETHE WOMAN-HATER REFORMEDHOW MR. TERRAPIN LOST HIS PLUMAGE AND WHISTLEBILL NATIONSTHE SKELETON IN THE CLOSETTHE LOST INVENTOR[4]OMAR IN THE KLONDYKETHE HAPPY LAND[5]ASSAULT AND BATTERYTHE PRAYER OF CYRUS BROWNFOOTNOTES:The Palace of DangerMISEREREFunk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Copyright MDCCCCVII, BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY Copyright MDCCCCXI, THE THWING COMPANY← THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICABREITMANN AND THE TURNERS →