The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICAReading editionChapter navigation51 reading sectionsGo to chapterChoose a chapter…Front matterTHE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICAVolume IIIOUR NEW NEIGHBORS AT PONKAPOGMY FIRST VISIT TO PORTLANDWILD ANIMALS I HAVE META BALLADE OF THE "HOW TO" BOOKSTHE TREE-TOADTHE HIRED HAND AND "HA'NTS"MAXIOMSGARDEN ETHICSA TRAVELED DONKEYSELECTING THE FACULTYLITTLE ORPHANT ANNIEHANS BREITMANN'S PARTYROLLO LEARNING TO READELIZABETH ELIZA WRITES A PAPERMR. STIVER'S HORSETHE CRIMSON CORD[1]THE RHYME OF THE CHIVALROUS SHARK[2]THE PLAINT OF JONAHA DOS'T O' BLUESMORRIS AND THE HONORABLE TIM[3]THE GENIAL IDIOT SUGGESTS A COMIC OPERAWAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTORTHE BOHEMIANS OF BOSTONA LETTER FROM HOME[4]THE COURTIN'THE TOWER OF LONDONDISLIKESUNCLE SIMON AND UNCLE JIMTHE LITTLE MOCK-MANMAMMY'S LULLABYMY SWEETHEARTTHE AUTO RUBAIYAT[5]THE TWO LADIESTHE DIAMOND WEDDINGAN ARKANSAS PLANTERTHE TWO YOUNG MENTHE TWO HOUSEWIVESIN PHILISTIATHE DYING GAGIN ELIZABETH'S DAYTHE TWO AUTOMOBILISTSTHE NEW VERSIONSOUTHERN SKETCHESTHE TWO BUSINESS MENTHE RETORTFOOTNOTES:Kuloskap, the MasterMy Musical MemoriesPrevious chapter ←Front matterNext chapter →Volume IIIAll chapters and sections (51)Opening pagesFront matterOther sectionsTHE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICASections3Volume 10 · Other sectionsOUR NEW NEIGHBORS AT PONKAPOGMY FIRST VISIT TO PORTLANDWILD ANIMALS I HAVE META BALLADE OF THE "HOW TO" BOOKSTHE TREE-TOADTHE HIRED HAND AND "HA'NTS"MAXIOMSGARDEN ETHICSA TRAVELED DONKEYSELECTING THE FACULTYLITTLE ORPHANT ANNIEHANS BREITMANN'S PARTYROLLO LEARNING TO READELIZABETH ELIZA WRITES A PAPERMR. STIVER'S HORSETHE CRIMSON CORD[1]THE RHYME OF THE CHIVALROUS SHARK[2]THE PLAINT OF JONAHA DOS'T O' BLUESMORRIS AND THE HONORABLE TIM[3]THE GENIAL IDIOT SUGGESTS A COMIC OPERAWAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTORTHE BOHEMIANS OF BOSTONA LETTER FROM HOME[4]THE COURTIN'THE TOWER OF LONDONDISLIKESUNCLE SIMON AND UNCLE JIMTHE LITTLE MOCK-MANMAMMY'S LULLABYMY SWEETHEARTTHE AUTO RUBAIYAT[5]THE TWO LADIESTHE DIAMOND WEDDINGAN ARKANSAS PLANTERTHE TWO YOUNG MENTHE TWO HOUSEWIVESIN PHILISTIATHE DYING GAGIN ELIZABETH'S DAYTHE TWO AUTOMOBILISTSTHE NEW VERSIONSOUTHERN SKETCHESTHE TWO BUSINESS MENTHE RETORTFOOTNOTES:Kuloskap, the MasterMy Musical MemoriesIn Ten VolumesVOL. IIISAMUEL L. CLEMENS (MARK TWAIN)SAMUEL L. CLEMENS (MARK TWAIN)◇← Front matterVolume III →
