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The Surprising Adventures of Sir Toady Lion with Those of General Napoleon Smith

THE SURPRISING ADVENTURES OF SIR TOADY LION WITH THOSE OF GENERAL NAPOLEON SMITH

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AN IMPROVING HISTORY FOR OLD BOYS, YOUNG BOYS, GOOD BOYS, BAD BOYS, BIG BOYS, LITTLE BOYS, COW BOYS, AND TOM-BOYS

BY S. R. CROCKETT

author of "Sweetheart Travellers", "The Raiders", &c.

ILLUSTRATED BY GORDON BROWNE NEW YORK FREDERICK A. STOKES COMPANY

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Copyright, 1897 by Frederick A. Stokes Company

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Too Good Boys Not Allowed To Read This Book By Order Field Marshal Napoleon Smith

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CHAP. PAGE.

I. Prissy, Hugh John, and Sir Toady Lion, 1

II. The Gospel of Dasht-Mean, 10

III. How Hugh John Became General Napoleon, 18

IV. Castle Perilous, 25

V. The Declaration of War, 30

VI. First Blood, 35

VII. The Poor Wounded Hussar, 42

VIII. The Familiar Spirit, 46

IX. Put to the Question, 52

X. A Scouting Adventure, 60

XI. Enemy's Country, 67

XII. Mobilisation, 73

XIII. The Army of Windy Standard, 83

XIV. The Battle of the Black Sheds, 89

XV. Toady Lion Plays a First Lone Hand, 95

XVI. The Smoutchy Boys, 101

XVII. Before the Inquisition, 107

XVIII. The Castle Dungeon, 114

XIX. The Drop of Water, 122

XX. The Secret Passage, 128

XXI. The Return from the Bastile, 137

XXII. Mutiny in the Camp, 147

XXIII. Cissy Carter, Boys' Girl, 154

XXIV. Charity Begins at Home—and Ends There, 162

XXV. Love's (Very) Young Dream, 174

XXVI. An Imperial Birthday, 185

XXVII. The Bantam Chickens, 192

XXVIII. The Gipsy Camp, 199

XXIX. Toady Lion's Little Ways, 206

XXX. Saint Prissy, Peacemaker, 211

XXXI. Prissy's Picnic, 220

XXXII. Plan of Campaign, 237

XXXIII. Toady Lion's Second Lone Hand, 244

XXXIV. The Crowning Mercy, 258

XXXV. Prissy's Compromise, 269

XXXVI. Hugh John's Way-Going, 280

XXXVII. The Good Conduct Prize, 287

XXXVIII. Hugh John's Blighted Heart, 294

XXXIX. "Girls are Funny Things," 308

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PAGE.

"As the Highlanders had Clung to the Cavalry Stirrups at Balaclava," Frontispiece

Sir Toady Lion, Titlepage

Hugh John had a Sister, 1

The Highway lies Deserted, 10

Mr. Dick Turpin, Late of York and Tyburn, 12

He Stood on the Roadside, 18

It Could not Have Been Better Done for a Field-Marshal, 22

Castle Perilous, 25

At the End of the Stepping-Stones, 30

Janet Sheepshanks Awaited this Sorry Procession with a grim Tightening of the Lips, 32

"I Couldn't Help Getting Beaten," 35

Success Often Bred Envy, 42

Sambo, 46

A Fearful Black Countenance Nodded at Him, 52

Hugh John Took his way Down the Avenue, 60

"Wait Till the Next Time," 63

He was Obliged to Climb a Tree, 67

Hugh John Tugged Her Hair, 73

Deposited General-Field-Marshal Smith in the Horse-Pond, 76

Generals of Division, Equal in Rank, 79

The Army was Finally Mustered, 83

The Black Sheds, 89

The Battle of the Black Sheds, 93

Cautiously he Returned Through the Hedge, 95

"Oh, the Bonnie Laddie!" 98

"Surrender!" cried Nipper Donnan, 101

The Head Smoutchy, 104

"Got You at Last!" 107

"Will ye Say Now that the Castle is Your Father's?" 112

"But I Won't Cry—Even to Myself," 114

He Bent the Weight of his Body This way and That, 117

The Pining Captive, 122

The Secret Passage, 128

He Saw a Stretch of Rippled River, 134

He Floundered Through, 137

"I Create you General of the Comm'sariat," 143

"Don't you Speak Against my Father," 147

Sammy Carter Mutinous, 149

"One, Two, Three—and a Tiger," 154

"Look at Him, Madam," said Mrs. Baker, 157

Toady Lion sat Plump Down, 162

"Let me Look at Him," She Said, 165

Love's Young Dream, 174

"Hit Hard, Brave Soldier," 177

"Wasn't it Splendid?" 182

Toady Lion Preferred to Sleep in the Most Curious Positions, 185

Bantam Chickens, 192

The Gipsies' Wood, 199

She Carried a Back Load of Tinware, 202

The Oldest Implements Invented for the Purpose, 206

She Went on Her Way, 211

"Oh, Please Don't, Sir!" 218

Welcomed by the Enemy, 220

The Return of the Two Swift Footmen, 223

Hydraulic Pressure, 225

The Plan of Campaign, 237

Trotting Steadily Through the Town, 244

The Bounding Brothers, 258

The Living Chain, 263

Sixpence for Admission, 269

"Then," said Prissy, "I think it can be Managed," 274

Toady Lion Stood Looking on, 280

A Slim Bundle of Limp Woe, 284

The Good Conduct Prize, 287

"Smell That," 292

A Blighted Being, 294

He Sprang Over the Stile, 308

"It Looks Like Half of a Sixpence which Somebody has Stepped upon. How Quaint!" 312

As if Her Heart were Light Within Her, 314

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