—— A DOUGHBOY'S DICTIONARY. ——
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Camouflage—Wearing an overcoat to reveille.
Military Road—A large body of land, without beginning or end, entirely covered by water.
Camion—1. A large, immovable body which one is expected to carry on one's shoulders through the mud. 2. The thing that brings the mail out.
Army Rifle—Something eternally dirty which must be kept eternally clean.
Bayonet—A long, sharp, pointed object whose only satisfactory resting place is the midriff of a Hun.
Pay-day—1. A "movable feast." 2. A time for cancellation of debts. 3. The date of the return of the laundry one sent away a month and a half before.