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Lady. I cannot think yet this is serious.
Elder Lo. Will you have more on't?
Lady. No faith, there's enough if it be true: Too much by all my part; you are no Lover then?
Elder Lo. No, I had rather be a Carrier.
Lady. Why the Gods amend all.
Elder Lo. Neither do I think there can be such a fellow found i'th' world, to be in love with such a froward woman, if there be such, they're mad, Jove comfort 'em. Now you have all, and I as new a man, as light, and spirited, that I feel my self clean through another creature. O 'tis brave to be ones own man, I can see you now as I would see a Picture, sit all day by you and never kiss your hand: hear you sing, and never fall backward: but with as set a temper, as I would hear a Fidler, rise and thank you. I can now keep my mony in my purse, that still was gadding out for Scarfes and Wastcoats: and keep my hand from Mercers sheep-skins finely. I can eat mutton now, and feast my self with my two shillings, and can see a play for eighteen pence again: I can my Ladie.
Lady. The carriage of this fellow vexes me. Sir, pray let me speak a little private with you, I must not suffer this.
Elder Lo. Ha, ha, ha, what would you with me? You will not ravish me? Now, your set speech?
Lady. Thou perjur'd man.
Elder Lo. Ha, ha, ha, this is a fine exordium. And why I pray you perjur'd?
Lady. Did you not swear a thousand thousand times you lov'd me best of all things?
Elder Lo. I do confess it: make your best of that.
Lady. Why do you say you do not then?
Elder Lo. Nay I'le swear it, And give sufficient reason, your own usage.
Lady. Do you not love me then?
Elder Lo. No faith.
Lady. Did you ever think I lov'd you dearly?
Elder Lo. Yes, but I see but rotten fruits on't.
Lady. Do not denie your hand for I must kiss it, and take my last farewell, now let me die so you be happy.
El. Lo. I am too foolish: Ladie speak dear Ladie.
Lady. No let me die. She swounds.
Mar. Oh my Sister!
Abi. O my Ladie help, help.
Mar. Run for some Rosalis!
Elder Lo. I have plaid the fine ass: bend her bodie, Lady, best, dearest, worthiest Lady, hear your Servant, I am not as I shew'd: O wretched fool, to fling away the Jewel of thy life thus. Give her more air, see she begins to stir, sweet Mistress hear me!
Lady. Is my Servant well?
Elder Lo. In being yours I am so.
Lady. Then I care not.
Elder Lo. How do ye, reach a chair there; I confess my fault not pardonable, in pursuing thus upon such tenderness my wilfull error; but had I known it would have wrought thus with ye, thus strangely, not the world had won me to it, and let not (my best Ladie) any word spoke to my end disturb your quiet peace: for sooner shall you know a general ruine, than my faith broken. Do not doubt this Mistris, for by my life I cannot live without you. Come, come, you shall not grieve, rather be angrie, and heap infliction upon me: I will suffer. O I could curse my self, pray smile upon me. Upon my faith it was but a trick to trie you, knowing you lov'd me dearlie, and yet strangely that you would never shew it, though my means was all humilitie.
All. Ha, ha.
Elder Lo. How now?
Lady. I thank you fine fool for your most fine plot; this was a subtile one, a stiff device to have caught Dottrels with. Good senceless Sir, could you imagine I should swound for you, and know your self to be an arrant ass? I, a discovered one. 'Tis quit I thank you Sir. Ha, ha, ha.
Mar. Take heed Sir, she may chance to swound again.
All. Ha, ha, ha.
Abi. Step to her Sir, see how she changes colour.
Elder Lo. I'le goe to hell first, and be better welcom. I am fool'd, I do confess it, finely fool'd, Ladie, fool'd Madam, and I thank you for it.
Lady. Faith 'tis not so much worth Sir: But if I knew when you come next a burding, I'le have a stronger noose to hold the Woodcock.
All. Ha, ha, ha.
Elder Lo. I am glad to see you merry, pray laugh on.
Mar. H'ad a hard heart that could not laugh at you Sir, ha, ha, ha.
Lady. Pray Sister do not laugh, you'le anger him, And then hee'l rail like a rude Costermonger, That School-boys had couzened of his Apples, As loud and senceless.
Elder Lo. I will not rail.
Mar. Faith then let's hear him Sister.
Elder Lo. Yes, you shall hear me.
Lady. Shall we be the better by it then?
Eld. L. No, he that makes a woman better by his words, I'le have him Sainted: blows will not doe it.
Lady. By this light hee'll beat us.
Elder Lo. You do deserve it richly, And may live to have a Beadle doe it.
Lady. Now he rails.
Elder Lo. Come scornfull Folly, If this be railing, you shall hear me rail.
Lady. Pray put it in good words then.
Elder Lo. The worst are good enough for such a trifle, Such a proud piece of Cobweblawn.
Lady. You bite Sir?
Elder Lo. I would till the bones crackt, and I had my will.
Mar. We had best muzzel him, he grows mad.
Elder Lo. I would 'twere lawfull in the next great sickness to have the Dogs spared, those harmless creatures, and knock i'th' head these hot continual plagues, women, that are more infectious. I hope the State will think on't.
Lady. Are you well Sir?
Mar. He looks as though he had a grievous fit o'th' Colick.
Elder Lo. Green-ginger will cure me.
Abig. I'le heat a trencher for him.
Elder Lo. Durty December doe, Thou with a face as old as Erra Pater, such a Prognosticating nose: thou thing that ten years since has left to be a woman, outworn the expectation of a Baud; and thy dry bones can reach at nothing now, but gords or ninepins, pray goe fetch a trencher goe.
Lady. Let him alone, he's crack't.
Abig. I'le see him hang'd first, is a beastly fellow to use a woman of my breeding thus; I marry is he: would I were a man, I'de make him eat his Knaves words!
Elder Lo. Tie your she Otter up, good Lady folly, she stinks worse than a Bear-baiting.
Lady. Why will you be angry now?
Elder Lo. Goe paint and purge, call in your kennel with you: you a Lady?
Abi. Sirra, look to't against the quarter Sessions, if there be good behaviour in the world, I'le have thee bound to it.
Elder Lo. You must not seek it in your Ladies house then; pray send this Ferret home, and spin good Abigal. And Madam, that your Ladiship may know, in what base manner you have us'd my service, I do from this hour hate thee heartily; and though your folly should whip you to repentance, and waken you at length to see my wrongs, 'tis not the endeavour of your life shall win me; not all the friends you have, intercession, nor your submissive letters, though they spoke as many tears as words; not your knees grown to th' ground in penitence, nor all your state, to kiss you; nor my pardon, nor will to give you Christian burial, if you dye thus; so farewell. When I am married and made sure, I'le come and visit you again, and vex you Ladie. By all my hopes I'le be a torment to you, worse than a tedious winter. I know you will recant and sue to me, but save that labour: I'le rather love a fever and continual thirst, rather contract my youth to drink and sacerdote upon quarrels, or take a drawn whore from an Hospital, that time, diseases, and Mercury had eaten, than to be drawn to love you.
Lady. Ha, ha, ha, pray do, but take heed though.
Elder Lo. From thee, false dice, jades, Cowards, and plaguy Summers, good Lord deliver me. [Exit Elder Love.
Lady. But hark you Servant, hark ye: is he gon? call him again.
Abigal. Hang him Paddock.
Lady. Art thou here still? flie, flie, and call my Servant, flie or ne'r see me more.
Abigal. I had rather knit again than see that rascall, but I must doe it. [Exit Abigal.
Lady. I would be loth to anger him too much; what fine foolery is this in a woman, to use those men most forwardly they love most? If I should lose him thus, I were rightly served. I hope he's not so much himself, to take it to th'heart: how now? will he come back?
Enter Abigal.
Abig. Never, he swears, whilst he can hear men say there's any woman living: he swore he would ha' me first.
Lady. Didst thou intreat him wench?
Abigal. As well as I could Madam. But this is still your way, to love being absent, and when he's with you, laugh at him and abuse him. There's another way if you could hit on't.
Lady. Thou saist true, get me paper, pen and ink, I'le write to him, I'de be loth he should sleep in's anger. Women are most fools when they think th'are wisest. [Ex. Omnes.
Musick. Enter Young Loveless, and Widow, going to be Married, with them his Comrades.
Widow. Pray Sir cast off these fellows, as unfitting for your bare knowledge, and far more your companie: is't fit such Ragamuffins as these are should bear the name of friends? and furnish out a civil house? ye're to be married now, and men that love you must expect a course far from your old carrier: if you will keep 'em, turn 'em to th' stable, and there make 'em grooms: and yet now consider it, such beggars once set o' horse back, you have heard will ride, how far you had best to look.
Captain. Hear you, you that must be Ladie, pray content your self and think upon your carriage soon at night, what dressing will best take your Knight, what wastcote, what cordial will do well i'th' morning for him, what triers have you?
Widow. What do you mean Sir?
Capt. Those that must switch him up: if he start well, fear not but cry Saint George, and bear him hard: when you perceive his wind growes hot and wanting, let him a little down, he's fleet, ne're doubt him, and stands sound.
Widow. Sir, you hear these fellows?
Young Love. Merrie companions, wench, Merry companions.
Widow. To one another let 'em be companions, but good Sir not to you: you shall be civil and slip off these base trappings.
Cap. He shall not need, my most swee[t] Ladie Grocer, if he be civil, not your powdered Sugar, nor your Raisins shall perswade the Captain to live a Coxcomb with him; let him be civil and eat i'th' Arches, and see what will come on't.
Poet. Let him be civil, doe: undo him; I, that's the next way. I will not take (if he be civil once) two hundred pound a year to live with him; be civil? there's a trim perswasion.
Capt. If thou beest civil Knight, as Jove defends it, get thee another nose, that will be pull'd off by the angry boyes for thy conversion: the children thou shalt get on this Civillian cannot inherit by the law, th'are Ethnicks, and all thy sport meer Moral leacherie: when they are grown, having but little in 'em, they may prove Haberdashers, or gross Grocers, like their dear Damm there: prethee be civil Knight, in time thou maist read to thy houshold, and be drunk once a year: this would shew finely.
Young Lo. I wonder sweet heart you will offer this, you do not understand these Gentlemen: I will be short and pithy: I had rather cast you off by the way of charge: these are Creatures, that nothing goes to the maintenance of but Corn and Water. I will keep these fellows just in the competencie of two Hens.
Wid. If you can cast it so Sir, you have my liking. If they eat less, I should not be offended: But how these Sir, can live upon so little as Corn and Water, I am unbelieving.
Young Lo. Why prethee sweet heart what's your Ale? is not that Corn and Water, my sweet Widow?
Wid. I but my sweet Knight where's the meat to this, and cloaths that they must look for?
Young Lo. In this short sentence Ale, is all included: Meat, Drink, and Cloth; These are no ravening Footmen, no fellows, that at Ordinaries dare eat their eighteen pence thrice out before they rise, and yet goe hungry to play, and crack more nuts than would suffice a dozen Squirrels; besides the din, which is damnable: I had rather rail, and be confin'd to a Boatmaker, than live amongst such rascals; these are people of such a clean discretion in their diet, of such a moderate sustenance, that they sweat if they but smell hot meat. Porredge is poison, they hate a Kitchin as they hate a Counter, and show 'em but a Feather-bed they swound. Ale is their eating and their drinking surely, which keeps their bodies clear, and soluble. Bread is a binder, and for that abolisht even in their Ale, whose lost room fills an apple, which is more airy and of subtiler nature. The rest they take is little, and that little is little easie: For like strict men of order, they do correct their bodies with a bench, or a poor stubborn table; if a chimny offer it self with some few broken rushes, they are in down: when they are sick, that's drunk, they may have fresh straw, else they do despise these worldly pamperings. For their poor apparel, 'tis worn out to the diet; new they seek none, and if a man should offer, they are angrie, scarce to be reconcil'd again with him: you shall not hear 'em ask one a cast doublet once in a year, which is modesty befitting my poor friends: you see their Wardrobe, though slender, competent: For shirts I take it, they are things worn out of their remembrance. Lousie they will be when they list, and mangie, which shows a fine variety: and then to cure 'em, a Tanners limepit, which is little charge, two dogs, and these; these two may be cur'd for 3. pence.
Wid. You have half perswaded me, pray use your pleasure: and my good friends since I do know your diet, I'le take an order, meat shall not offend you, you shall have Ale.
Capt. We ask no more, let it be, mighty Lady: and if we perish, then our own sins on us.
Young Lo. Come forward Gentlemen, to Church my boys, when we have done, I'le give you cheer in bowles. [Exeunt.
Actus Quintus. Scena Prima.
Enter Elder Loveless.
Elder Lo. This senseless woman vexes me to th' heart, she will not from my memory: would she were a man for one two hours, that I might beat her. If I had been unhansome, old or jealous, 'thad been an even lay she might have scorn'd me; but to be young, and by this light I think as proper as the proudest; made as clean, as straight, and strong backt; means and manners equal with the best cloth of silver Sir i'th' kingdom: But these are things at some time of the Moon, below the cut of Canvas: sure she has some Meeching Rascal in her house, some Hind, that she hath seen bear (like another Milo) quarters of Malt upon his back, and sing with't, Thrash all day, and i'th' evening in his stockings, strike up a Hornpipe, and there stink two hours, and ne're a whit the worse man; these are they, these steel chin'd Rascals that undo us all. Would I had been a Carter, or a Coachman, I had done the deed e're this time.
Enter Servant.
Ser. Sir, there's a Gentleman without would speak with you.
Elder Lo. Bid him come in.
Enter Welford.
Wel. By your leave Sir.
Elder Lo. You are welcome, what's your will Sir?
Wel. Have you forgotten me?
Elder Lo. I do not much remember you.
Wel. You must Sir. I am that Gentleman you pleas'd to wrong, in your disguise, I have inquired you out.
Elder Lo. I was disguised indeed Sir if I wrong'd you, pray where and when?
Wel. In such a Ladies house, I need not name her.
Elder Lo. I do remember you, you seem'd to be a Sutor to that Lady?
Wel. If you remember this, do not forget how scurvily you us'd me: that was no place to quarrel in, pray you think of it; if you be honest you dare fight with me, without more urging, else I must provoke ye.
Elder Lo. Sir I dare fight, but never for a woman, I will not have her in my cause, she's mortal, and so is not my anger: if you have brought a nobler subject for our Swords, I am for you; in this I would be loth to prick my Finger. And where you say I wrong'd you, 'tis so far from my profession, that amongst my fears, to do wrong is the greatest: credit me we have been both abused, (not by our selves, for that I hold a spleen, no sin of malice, and may with man enough be best forgoten,) but by that willfull, scornful piece of hatred, that much forgetful Lady: for whose sake, if we should leave our reason, and run on upon our sense, like Rams, the little world of good men would laugh at us, and despise us, fixing upon our desperate memories the never-worn out names of Fools and Fencers. Sir 'tis not fear, but reason makes me tell you; in this I had rather help you Sir, than hurt you, and you shall find it, though you throw your self into as many dangers as she offers, though you redeem her lost name every day, and find her out new honours with your Sword, you shall but be her mirth as I have been.
Wel. I ask you mercy Sir, you have ta'ne my edge off: yet I would fain be even with this Lady.
Elder Lo. In which I'le be your helper: we are two, and they are two: two Sisters, rich alike, only the elder has the prouder Dowry: In troth I pity this disgrace in you, yet of mine own I am senceless: do but follow my Counsel, and I'le pawn my spirit, we'l overreach 'em yet; the means is this—
Enter Servant.
Ser. Sir there's a Gentlewoma[n] will needs speak with you, I cannot keep her out, she's entred Sir.
Elder Lo. It is the waiting woman, pray be not seen: sirrah hold her in discourse a while: hark in your ear, go and dispatch it quickly, when I come in, I'le tell you all the project.
Wel. I care not which I have. [Exit Welford.
Elder Lo. Away, 'tis done, she must not see you: now Lady Guiniver what news with you?
Enter Abigal.
Abig. Pray leave these frumps Sir, and receive this letter.
Elder Lo. From whom good vanity?
Abig. 'Tis from my Lady Sir: Alas good soul, she cries and takes on!
Elder Lo. Do's she so good Soul? wou'd she not have a Cawdle? do's she send you with your fine Oratory goody Tully to tye me to believe again? bring out the Cat-hounds, I'le make you take a tree Whore, then with my tiller bring down your Gibship, and then have you cast, and hung up i'th' Warren.
Abig. I am no beast Sir, would you knew it.
Elder Lo. Wou'd I did, for I am yet very doubtful; what will you say now?
Abig. Nothing not I.
Elder Lo. Art thou a woman, and say nothing?
Abig. Unless you'l hear me with more moderation, I can speak wise enough.
Elder Lo. And loud enough? will your Lady love me?
Abig. It seems so by her letter, and her lamentations; but you are such another man.
Elder Lo. Not such another as I was, Mumps; nor will not be: I'le read her fine Epistle: ha, ha, ha, is not thy Mistress mad?
Abig. For you she will be, 'tis a shame you should use a poor Gentlewoman so untowardly; she loves the ground you tread on; and you (hard heart) because she jested with you, mean to kill her; 'tis a fine conquest as they say.
Elder Lo. Hast thou so much moisture in the Whitleather hide yet, that thou canst cry? I wou'd have sworn thou hadst been touchwood five year since; nay let it rain, thy face chops for a shower like a dry Dunghil.
Abig. I'le not indure this Ribauldry; farewel i'th' Devils name; if my Lady die, I'le be sworn before a Jury, thou art the cause on't.
Elder Lo. Do Maukin do, deliver to your Lady from me this: I mean to see her, if I have no other business: which before I'le want to come to her, I mean to go seek birds nests: yet I may come too: but if I come, from this door till I see her, will I think how to rail vildly at her; how to vex her, and make her cry so much, that the Physician if she fall sick upon't, shall find the cause to be want of Urine, and she remediless dye in her Heresie: Farewell old Adage, I hope to see the Boys make Potguns on thee.
Abig. Th'art a vile man, God bless my issue from thee.
Elder Lo. Thou hast but one, and that's in thy left crupper, that makes thee hobble so; you must be ground i'th' breach like a Top, you'I ne're spin well else: Farewell Fytchock. [Exeunt.
Enter Lady alone.
Lady. Is it not strange that every womans will should track out new wayes to disturb her self? if I should call my reason to account, it cannot answer why I keep my self from mine own wish, and stop the man I love from his; and every hour repent again, yet still go on: I know 'tis like a man, that wants his natural sleep, and growing dull would gladly give the remnant of his life for two hours rest; yet through his frowardness, will rather choose to watch another man, drowsie as he, than take his own repose. All this I know: yet a strange peevishness and anger, not to have the power to do things unexpected, carries me away to mine own ruine: I had rather die sometimes than not disgrace in public him whom people think I love, and do't with oaths, and am in earnest then: O what are we! Men, you must answer this, that dare obey such things as we command. How now? what newes?
Enter Abigal.
Abi. Faith Madam none worth hearing.
Lady. Is he not come?
Abi. No truly.
Lady. Nor has he writ?
Abigal. Neither. I pray God you have not undone your self.
Lady. Why, but what saies he?
Abi. Faith he talks strangely.
Lady. How strangely?
Abi. First at your Letter he laught extremely.
Lady. What, in contempt?
Abi. He laught monstrous loud, as he would die, and when you wrote it I think you were in no such merry mood, to provoke him that way: and having done he cried Alas for her, and violently laught again.
Lady. Did he?
Abi. Yes, till I was angry.
Lady. Angry, why? why wert thou angry? he did doe but well, I did deserve it, he had been a fool, an unfit man for any one to love, had he not laught thus at me: you were angry, that show'd your folly; I shall love him more for that, than all that ere he did before: but said he nothing else?
Abi. Many uncertain things: he said though you had mockt him, because you were a woman, he could wish to do you so much favour as to see you: yet he said, he knew you rash, and was loth to offend you with the sight of one, whom now he was bound not to leave.
Lady. What one was that?
Abi. I know not, but truly I do fear there is a making up there: for I heard the servants, as I past by some, whisper such a thing: and as I came back through the hall, there were two or three Clarks writing great conveyances in hast, which they said were for their Mistris joynture.
Lady. 'Tis very like, and fit it should be so, for he does think, and reasonably think, that I should keep him with my idle tricks for ever ere he be married.
Abi. At last he said, it should go hard but he would see you for your satisfaction.
Lady. All we that are called Women, know as well as men, it were a far more noble thing to grace where we are grace't, and give respect there where we are respected: yet we practise a wilder course, and never bend our eyes on men with pleasure, till they find the way to give us a neglect: then we, too late, perceive the loss of what we might have had, and dote to death.
Enter Martha.
Mar. Sister, yonder's your Servant, with a Gentlewoman with him.
Lady. Where?
Mar. Close at the door.
Lady. Alas I am undone, I fear he is be[t]roth'd, What kind of woman is she?
Mar. A most ill favoured one, with her Masque on: And how her face should mend the rest I know not.
La. But yet her mind was of a milder stuff than mine was.
Enter Elder Loveless, and Welford in Womans apparel.
Lady. Now I see him, if my heart swell not again (away thou womans pride) so that I cannot speak a gentle word to him, let me not live.
Elder Lo. By your leave here.
Lady. How now, what new trick invites you hither? Ha'you a fine device again?
Elder Lo. Faith this is the finest device I have now: How dost thou sweet heart?
Wel. Why very well, so long as I may please You my dear Lover. I nor can, nor will Be ill when you are well, well when you are ill.
Elder Lo. O thy sweet temper! what would I have given, that Lady had been like thee: seest thou her? that face (my love) join'd with thy humble mind, had made a wench indeed.
Wel. Alas my love, what God hath done, I dare not think to mend. I use no paint, nor any drugs of Art, my hands and face will shew it.
La. Why what thing have you brought to shew us there? do you take mony for it?
Elder Lo. A Godlike thing, not to be bought for mony: 'tis my Mistris: in whom there is no passion, nor no scorn: what I will is for law; pray you salute her.
Lady. Salute her? by this good light, I would not kiss her for half my wealth.
Elder Lo. Why? why pray you? You shall see me do't afore you; look you.
Lady. Now fie upon thee, a beast would not have don't. I would not kiss thee of a month to gain a Kingdom.
Elder Lo. Marry you shall not be troubled.
Lady. Why was there ever such a Meg as this? Sure thou art mad.
Elder Lo. I was mad once, when I lov'd pictures; for what are shape and colours else, but pictures? in that tawnie hide there lies an endless mass of vertues, when all your red and white ones want it.
Lady. And this is she you are to marry, is't not?
Elder Lo. Yes indeed is't.
Lady. God give you joy.
Elder Lo. Amen.
Wel. I thank yo[u], as unknown for your good wish. The like to you when ever you shall wed.
Elder Lo. O gentle Spirit!
Lady. You thank me? I pray Keep your breath nearer you, I do not like it.
Wel. I would not willingly offend at all, Much less a Lady of your worthie parts.
Elder Lo. Sweet, Sweet!
La. I do not think this woman can by nature be thus, Thus ugly; sure she's some common Strumpet, Deform'd with exercise of sin?
Wel. O Sir believe not this, for Heaven so comfort me as I am free from foul pollution with any man; my honour ta'ne away, I am no woman.
Elder Lo. Arise my dearest Soul; I do not credit it. Alas, I fear her tender heart will break with this reproach; fie that you know no more civility to a weak Virgin. 'Tis no matter Sweet, let her say what she will, thou art not worse to me, and therefore not at all; be careless.
Wel. For all things else I would, but for mine honor; Me thinks.
Elder Lo. Alas, thine honour is not stain'd, Is this the business that you sent for me about?
Mar. Faith Sister you are much to blame, to use a woman, whatsoe're she be, thus; I'le salute her: You are welcome hither.
Wel. I humbly thank you.
Elder Lo. Milde yet as the Dove, for all these injuries. Come shall we goe, I love thee not so ill to keep thee here a jesting stock. Adue to the worlds end.
Lady. Why whither now?
Elder Lo. Nay you shall never know, because you shall not find me.
Lady. I pray let me speak with you.
Elder Lo. 'Tis very well: come.
Lady. I pray you let me speak with you.
Elder Lo. Yes for another mock.
Lady. By Heaven I have no mocks: good Sir a word.
Elder Lo. Though you deserve not so much at my hands, yet if you be in such earnest, I'le speak a word with you; but I beseech you be brief: for in good faith there's a Parson and a licence stay for us i'th' Church all this while: and you know 'tis night.
Lady. Sir, give me hearing patiently, and whatsoever I have heretofore spoke jestingly, forget: for as I hope for mercy any where, what I shall utter now is from my heart, and as I mean.
Elder Lo. Well, well, what do you mean?
Lady. Was not I once your Mistress, and you my Servant?
Elder Lo. O 'tis about the old matter.
Lady. Nay good Sir stay me out; I would but hear you excuse your self, why you should take this woman, and leave me.
Elder Lo. Prethee why not, deserves she not as much as you?
Lady. I think not, if you will look With an indifferency upon us both.
Elder Lo. Upon your faces, 'tis true: but if judiciously we shall cast our eyes upon your minds, you are a thousand women of her in worth: she cannot swound in jest, nor set her lover tasks, to shew her peevishness, and his affection, nor cross what he saies, though it be Canonical. She's a good plain wench, that will do as I will have her, and bring me lusty Boys to throw the Sledge, and lift at Pigs of Lead: and for a Wife, she's far beyond you: what can you do in a houshold to provide for your issue, but lye i' bed and get 'em? your business is to dress you, and at idle hours to eat; when she can do a thousand profitable things: she can do pretty well in the Pastry, and knows how Pullen should be cram'd, she cuts Cambrick at a thread, weaves Bone-lace, and quilts Balls; and what are you good for?
Lady. Admit it true, that she were far beyond me in all respects, does that give you a licence to forswear your self?
Elder Lo. Forswear my self, how?
Lady. Perhaps you have forgotten the innumerable oaths you have utter'd in disclaiming all for Wives but me: I'le not remember you: God give you joy.
Elder Lo. Nay but conceive me, the intent of oaths is ever understood: Admit I should protest to such a friend, to see him at his Lodging to morrow: Divines would never hold me perjur'd if I were struck blind, or he hid him where my diligent search could not find him: so there were no cross act of mine own in't. Can it be imagined I mean to force you to Marriage, and to have you whether you will or no?
Lady. Alas you need not. I make already tender of my self, and then you are forsworn.
Elder Lo. Some sin I see indeed must necessarily fall upon me, as whosoever deals with Women shall never utterly avoid it: yet I would chuse the least ill; which is to forsake you, that have done me all the abuses of a malignant Woman, contemn'd my service, and would have held me prating about Marriage, till I had been past getting of Children: then her that hath forsaken her Family, and put her tender body in my hand, upon my word—
Lady. Which of us swore you first to?
Elder Lo. Why to you.
Lady. Which oath is to be kept then?
Elder Lo. I prethee do not urge my sins unto me, Without I could amend 'em.
Lady. Why you may by wedding me.
Elder Lo. How will that satisfie my word to her?
Lady. 'Tis not to be kept, and needs no satisfaction, 'Tis an error fit for repentance only.
Elder Lo. Shall I live to wrong that tender hearted Virgin so? It may not be.
Lady. Why may it not be?
Elder Lo. I swear I would rather marry thee than her: but yet mine honesty?
Lady. What honesty? 'Tis more preserv'd this way: Come, by this light, servant, thou shalt, I'le kiss thee on't.
Elder Lo. This kiss indeed is sweet, pray God no sin lie under it.
Lady. There is no sin at all, try but another.
Wel. O my heart!
Mar. Help Sister, this Lady swounds.
Elder Lo. How do you?
Wel. Why very well, if you be so.
Elder Lo. Since a quiet mind lives not in any Woman, I shall do a most ungodly thing. Hear me one word more, which by all my hopes I will not alter, I did make an oath when you delai'd me so, that this very night I would be married. Now if you will go without delay, suddenly, as late as it is, with your own Minister to your own Chapel, I'le wed you and to bed.
Lady. A match dear servant.
Elder Lo. For if you should forsake me now, I care not, she would not though for all her injuries, such is her spirit. If I be not ashamed to kiss her now I part, may I not live.
Wel. I see you go, as slily as you think to steal away: yet I will pray for you; all blessings of the world light on you two, that you may live to be an aged pair. All curses on me if I do not speak what I do wish indeed.
Elder Lo. If I can speak to purpose to her, I am a villain.
Lady. Servant away.
Mar. Sister, will you Marry that inconstant man? think you he will not cast you off to morrow, to wrong a Lady thus, lookt she like dirt, 'twas basely done. May you ne're prosper with him.
Wel. Now God forbid. Alas I was unworthy, so I told him.
Mar. That was your modesty, too good for him. I would not see your wedding for a world.
Lady. Chuse chuse, come Younglove.
[Exit La. Elder Lo. and Young.
Mar. Dry up your eyes forsooth, you shall not think we are all such uncivil beasts as these. Would I knew how to give you a revenge.
Wel. So would not I: No let me suffer truly, that I desire.
Mar. Pray walk in with me, 'tis very late, and you shall stay all night: your bed shall be no worse than mine; I wish I could but do you right.
Wel. My humble thanks: God grant I may but live to quit your love. [Exeunt.
Enter Young Loveless and Savil.
Young Lo. Did your Master send for me Savil?
Sav. Yes, he did send for your worship Sir.
Young Lo. Do you know the business?
Sav. Alas Sir, I know nothing, nor am imployed beyond my hours of eating. My dancing days are done Sir.
Young Lo. What art thou now then?
Sav. If you consider me in little, I am with your worships reverence Sir, a Rascal: one that upon the next anger of your Brother, must raise a sconce by the high way, and sell switches; my wife is learning now Sir, to weave inkle.
Young Lo. What dost thou mean to do with thy Children Savil?
Sav. My eldest boy is half a Rogue already, he was born bursten, and your worship knows, that is a pretty step to mens compassions. My youngest boy I purpose Sir to bind for ten years to a G[ao]ler, to draw under him, that he may shew us mercy in his function.
Young Lo. Your family is quartered with discretion: you are resolved to Cant then: where Savil shall your scene lie?
Sav. Beggers must be no chusers. In every place (I take it) but the stocks.
Young Lo. This is your drinking, and your whoring Savil, I told you of it, but your heart was hardened.
Sav. 'Tis true, you were the first that told me of it I do remember yet in tears, you told me you would have Whores, and in that passion Sir, you broke out thus; Thou miserable man, repent, and brew three Strikes more in a Hogshead. 'Tis noon e're we be drunk now, and the time can tarry for no man.
Young Lo. Y'are grown a bitter Gentleman. I see misery can clear your head better than Mustard, I'le be a sutor for your Keys again Sir.
Sav. Will you but be so gracious to me Sir? I shall be bound.
Young Lo. You shall Sir To your bunch again, or I'le miss foully.
Enter Morecraft.
Mor. Save you Gentleman, save you.
Young Lo. Now Polecat, what young Rabets nest have you to draw?
Mor. Come, prethee be familiar Knight.
Young Lo. Away Fox, I'le send for Terriers for you.
Mor. Thou art wide yet: I'le keep thee companie.
Young Lo. I am about some business; Indentures, If ye follow me I'le beat you: take heed, A[s] I live I'le cancel your Coxcomb.
Mor. Thou art cozen'd now, I am no usurer: What poor fellow's this?
Savil. I am poor indeed Sir.
Mor. Give him mony Knight.
Young Lo. Do you begin the offering.
Mor. There poor fellow, here's an Angel for thee.
Young Lo. Art thou in earnest Morecraft?
Mor. Yes faith Knight, I'le follow thy example: thou hadst land and thousands, thou spendst, and flungst away, and yet it flows in double: I purchased, wrung, and wierdraw'd, for my wealth, lost, and was cozen'd: for which I make a vow, to trie all the waies above ground, but I'le find a constant means to riches without curses.
Young Lo. I am glad of your conversion Master Morecraft: Y'are in a fair course, pray pursue it still.
Mor. Come, we are all gallants now, I'le keep thee company; Here honest fellow, for this Gentlemans sake, there's two Angels more for thee.
Savil. God quite you Sir, and keep you long in this mind.
Young Lo. Wilt thou persevere?
Mor. Till I have a penny. I have brave cloathes a making, and two horses; canst thou not help me to a match Knight, I'le lay a thousand pound upon my crop-ear.
Yo. Lo. Foot, this is stranger than an Africk monster, There will be no more talk of the Cleve wars Whilst this lasts, come, I'le put thee into blood.
Sav. Would all his damn'd tribe were as tender hearted. I beseech you let this Gentleman join with you in the recovery of my Keyes; I like his good beginning Sir, the whilst I'le pray for both your worships.
Young Lo. He shall Sir.
Mor. Shall we goe noble Knight? I would fain be acquainted.
Young Lo. I'le be your Servant Sir. [Exeunt.
Enter Elder Loveless, and Lady.
Elder Lo. Faith my sweet Lady, I have caught you now, maugre your subtilties, and fine devices, be coy again now.
Lady. Prethee sweet-heart tell true.
Elder Lo. By this light, by all the pleasures I have had this night, by your lost maidenhead, you are cozened meerly. I have cast beyond your wit. That Gentleman is your retainer Welford.
Lady. It cannot be so.
Elder Lo. Your Sister has found it so, or I mistake, mark how she blushes when you see her next. Ha, ha, ha, I shall not travel now, ha, ha, ha.
Lady. Prethee sweet heart be quiet, thou hast angred me at heart.
Elder Lo. I'le please you soon again.
La. Welford?
Elder Lo. I Welford, hee's a young handsome fellow, well bred and landed, your Sister can instruct you in his good parts, better than I by this time.
Lady. Uds foot am I fetcht over thus?
Elder Lo. Yes i'faith. And over shall be fetcht again, never fear it.
Lady. I must be patient, though it torture me: You have got the Sun Sir.
Elder Lo. And the Moon too, in which I'le be the man.
Lady. But had I known this, had I but surmiz'd it, you should have hunted three trains more, before you had come to th' course, you should have hankt o'th' bridle, Sir, i'faith.
El. Lo. I knew it, and min'd with you, and so blew you up. Now you may see the Gentlewoman: stand close.
Enter Welford, and Martha.
Mar. For Gods sake Sir, be private in this business, You have undone me else. O God, what have I done?
Wel. No harm I warrant thee.
Mar. How shall I look upon my friends again? With what face?
Wel. Why e'ne with that: 'tis a good one, thou canst not find a better: look upon all the faces thou shall see there, and you shall find 'em smooth still, fair still, sweet still, and to your thinking honest; those have done as much as you have yet, or dare doe Mistris, and yet they keep no stir.
Mar. Good Sir goe in, and put your womans cloaths on: If you be seen thus, I am lost for ever.
Wel. I'le watch you for that Mistris: I am no fool, here will I tarry till the house be up and witness with me.
Mar. Good dear friend goe in.
Wel. To bed again if you please, else I am fixt here till there be notice taken what I am, and what I have done: if you could juggle me into my woman-hood again, and so cog me out of your company, all this would be forsworn, and I again an asinego, as your Sister left me. No, I'le have it known and publisht; then if you'le be a whore, forsake me and be asham'd: and when you can hold no longer, marry some cast Cleve Captain, and sell Bottle-ale.
Mar. I dare not stay Sir, use me modestly, I am your wife.
Wel. Goe in, I'le make up all.
Elder Lo. I'le be a witness of your naked truth Sir: this is the Gentlewoman, prethee look upon him, that is he that made me break my faith sweet: but thank your Sister, she hath soder'd it.
Lady. What a dull ass was I, I could not see this wencher from a wench: twenty to one, if I had been but tender like my Sister, he had served me such a slippery trick too.
Wel. Twenty to one I had.
Elder Lo. I would have watcht you Sir, by your good patience, for ferreting in my ground.
Lady. You have been with my Sister.
Wel. Yes to bring.
Elder Lo. An heir into the world he means.
Lady. There is no chafing now.
Wel. I have had my part on't: I have been chaft this three hours, that's the least, I am reasonable cool now.
Lady. Cannot you fare well, but you must cry roast-meat?
Wel. He that fares well, and will not bless the founders, is either surfeited, or ill taught, Lady, for mine own part, I have found so sweet a diet, I can commend it, though I cannot spare it.
Elder Lo. How like you this dish, Welford, I made a supper on't, and fed so heartily, I could not sleep.
Lady. By this light, had I but scented out your [train], ye had slept with a bare pillow in your arms and kist that, or else the bed-post, for any wife ye had got this twelve-month yet: I would have vext you more than a try'd post-horse; and been longer bearing, than ever after-game at Irish was. Lord, that I were unmarried again.
Elder Lo. Lady I would not undertake ye, were you again a Haggard, for the best cast of four Ladys i'th' Kingdom: you were ever tickle-footed, and would not truss round.
Wel. Is she fast?
Elder Lo. She was all night lockt here boy.
Wel. Then you may lure her without fear of losing: take off her Cranes. You have a delicate Gentlewoman to your Sister: Lord what a prettie furie she was in, when she perceived I was a man: but I thank God I satisfied her scruple, without the Parson o'th' town.
Elder Lo. What did ye?
Wel. Madam, can you tell what we did?
Elder Lo. She has a shrewd guess at it I see it by her.
Lady. Well you may mock us: but my large Gentlewoman, my Mary Ambre, had I but seen into you, you should have had another bed-fellow, fitter a great deal for your itch.
Wel. I thank you Lady, me thought it was well, You are so curious.
Enter Young Loveless, his Lady, Morecraft, Savil, and two Servingmen.
El. Lo. Get on your doublet, here comes my Brother.
Yo. Lo. Good morrow Brother, and all good to your Lady.
Mor. God save you and good morrow to you all.
El. Lo. Good morrow. Here's a poor brother of yours.
Lady. Fie how this shames me.
Mor. Prethee good fellow help me to a cup of beer.
Ser. I will Sir.
Yo. Lo. Brother what makes you here? will this Lady do? Will she? is she not nettl'd still?
Elder Lo. No I have cur'd her. Mr. Welford, pray know this Gentleman is my Brother.
Wel. Sir I shall long to love him.
Yo. Lo. I shall not be your debter Sir. But how is't with you?
Elder Lo. As well as may be man: I am married: your new acquaintance hath her Sister, and all's well.
Yo. Lo. I am glad on't. Now my prettie Lady Sister, How do you find my Brother?
Lady. Almost as wild as you are.
Yo. Lo. He will make the better husband: you have tried him?
Lady. Against my will Sir.
Yo. Lo. Hee'l make your will amends soon, do not doubt it. But Sir I must intreat you to be better known To this converted Jew here.
Ser. Here's Beer for you Sir.
Mor. And here's for you an Angel: Pray buy no Land, 'twill never prosper Sir.
Elder Lo. How's this?
Yo. Lo. Bless you, and then I'le tell: He's turn'd Gallant.
Elder Lo. Gallant?
Yo. Lo. I Gallant, and is now called, Cutting Morecraft: The reason I'le inform you at more leisure.
Wel. O good Sir let me know him presently.
Young Lo. You shall hug one another.
Mor. Sir I must keep you company.
Elder Lo. And reason.
Young Lo. Cutting Morecraft faces about, I must present another.
Mor. As many as you will Sir, I am for 'em.
Wel. Sir I shall do you service.
Mor. I shall look for't in good faith Sir.
Elder Lo. Prethee good sweet heart kiss him.
Lady. Who, that fellow?
Savil. Sir will it please you to remember me: my keys good Sir.
Young Lo. I'le doe it presently.
El. Lo. Come thou shalt kiss him for our sport sake.
La. Let him come on then; and do you hear, do not instruct me in these tricks, for you may repent it.
El. Lo. That at my peril. Lusty Mr. Morecraft, Here is a Lady would salute you.
Mor. She shall not lose her longing Sir: what is she?
Elder Lo. My wife Sir.
Mor. She must be then my Mistres.
Lady. Must I Sir?
Elder Lo. O yes, you must.
Mor. And you must take this ring, a poor pawn Of some fiftie pound.
El Lo. Take it by any means, 'tis lawfull prize.
Lady. Sir I shall call you servant.
Mor. I shall be proud on't: what fellow's that?
Young Lo. My Ladies Coachman.
Mor. There's something, (my friend) for you to buy whips, And for you Sir, and you Sir.
Elder Lo. Under a miracle this is the strangest I ever heard of.
Mor. What, shall we play, or drink? what shall we doe? Who will hunt with me for a hundred pounds?
Wel. Stranger and Stranger! Sir you shall find sport after a day or two.
Young Lo. Sir I have a sute unto you Concerning your old servant Savil.
Elder Lo. O, for his keys, I know it.
Savil. Now Sir, strike in.
Mor. Sir I must have you grant me.
Elder Lo. 'Tis done Sir, take your keys again: But hark you Savil, leave off the motions Of the flesh, and be honest, or else you shall graze again: I'le try you once more.
Savil. If ever I be taken drunk, or whoring, Take off the biggest key i'th' bunch, and open My head with it Sir: I humbly thank your worships.
Elder Lo. Nay then I see we must keep holiday. Enter Roger, and Abigal. Here's the last couple in hell.
Roger. Joy be among you all.
Lady. Why how now Sir, what is the meaning of this emblem?
Roger. Marriage an't like your worship.
Lady. Are you married?
Roger. As well as the next Priest could doe it, Madam.
Elder Lo. I think the sign's in Gemini, here's such coupling.
Wel. Sir Roger, what will you take to lie from your sweet-heart to night?
Roger. Not the best benefice in your worships gift Sir.
Wel. A whorson, how he swells.
Young Lo. How many times to night Sir Roger?
Roger. Sir you grow scurrilous: What I shall do, I shall do: I shall not need your help.
Young Lo. For horse flesh Roger.
Elder Lo. Come prethee be not angry, 'tis a day Given wholly to our mirth.
Lady. It shall be so Sir: Sir Roger and his Bride, We shall intreat to be at our charge.
El. Lo. Welford get you to the Church: by this light, You shall not lie with her again, till y'are married.
Wel. I am gone.
Mor. To every Bride I dedicate this day Six healths a piece, and it shall goe hard, But every one a Jewell: Come be mad boys.
El. Lo. Th'art in a good beginning: come who leads? Sir Roger, you shall have the Van: lead the way: Would every dogged wench had such a day. [Exeunt.
(A) The | Scornful | Ladie. | A Comedie. | As it was Acted (with great applause) by the children of Her Majesties | Revels in the Blacke | Fryers. Written by | Fra. Beaumont and Jo. Fletcher, Gent. | London | Printed for Myles Partrich, and are to be sold | at his Shop at the George neere St Dunstans | Church in Fleet-streete. 1616.
(B) The | Scorneful | Ladie. | A Comedie. | As it was now lately Acted (with | great applause) by the Kings | Majesties servants, at the | Blacke Fryers. | Written by | Fra. Beaumont, and Jo. Fletcher, | Gentlemen. | London, | Printed for M.P. and are to be sold by | Thomas Jones, at the blacke Raven, in | the Strand. 1625.
(C) The | Scornefull | Ladie. | A Comedie. | As it was now lately Acted (with great | applause) by the Kings Majesties Servants, | at the Blacke-Fryers. | Written | By Fran: Beaumont, and Jo: Fletcher, | Gentlemen. | The third Edition. | London. | Printed by B.A. and T.F. for T. Jones, and are to be sold at his | Shop in St. Dunstans Church-yard in Fleet-street. | 1630.
(D) The | Scornfull | Ladie. | A Comedy. | As it was now lately Acted (with great | applause) by the Kings Majesties Servants, | at the Blacke-Fryers. | Written by Francis Beaymont, and John Fletcher, Gentlemen. | The fourth Edition. | London, | Printed by A.M. 1635.
(E) The | Scornfull | Lady. | A Comedy. | As it was now lately Acted (with great | applause) by the Kings Majesties Servants, [at the Blacke-Fryers. | Written by Francis Beaumont, and John Fletcher. Gentlemen. | The fift Edition. | London, | Printed by M.P. for Robert Wilson, and are to be sold at | his shop in Holborne at Grayes-Inne Gate. | 1639.
(F) The | Scornfull | Lady. | A Comedy. | As it was Acted (with great applause) by | the late Kings Majesties Servants, | at the Black-Fryers. | Written by Francis Beaumont, and John Fletcher. Gentlemen. | The sixt Edition, Corrected and | amended. | London: | Printed for Humphrey Moseley, and are to be sold at his Shop | at the Princes Armes in St. Pauls Church-yard. 1651. (The British Museum copy lacks the printer's device on the title-page, possessed by other copies seen; it varies also slightly in spelling etc.)
(G) The | Scornful | Lady: | A | Comedy. | As it is now Acted at the | Theater Royal, | by | His Majesties Servants. | Written by Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher Gent. | The Seventh Edition. | London: | Printed by A. Maxwell and R. Roberts, for D.N. and T.C. and are | to be sold by Simon Neale, at the Three Pidgeons in | Bedford-street in Covent-Garden, 1677.
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p. 254, l. 1. D and E] gossip too. l. 3. E and F] from whence. l. 9. F misprints] crown'd at. l. 21. E—G] have the money. l. 23. F and G] provided my wise. l. 26. F] Here's here. ll. 30 and 31. F and G] for thine. l. 32. F omits] well.
p. 255, l. 1. A] the faith. l. 11. D—G] mony fit for. l. 13. A—D, F and G] afore. l. 14. G omits] all. ll. 18 and 19. D—G] turne up. l. 20. G] Ship. l. 22. G] poor man. l. 26. D, F and G] against the. l. 28. A—G] thy staffe of office there, thy pen and Ink-horne. Noble boy. l. 29. A] sed. ll. 30 and 31. A—G] thy seat. l. 34. F and G] men immortal. l. 37. A] that shall. l. 40. A] What meane they Captaine.
p. 256, l. 8. F and G] pounds. l. 9. F and G] by this hand. l. 13. F and G] There is six Angels in earnest. l. 17. A] all in. l. 25. F and G omit] so be it. l. 35. A and B] at charge. l. 40. A—G add] Finis Actus Secundi.
p. 257, l. 2. A omits] and drops her glove. l. 3. A—C] tels. l. 8. A, B and D—G] Lenvoy. l. 16. F and G] No, Sir.
p. 258, l. 10. D, E and G] come here to speak with. l. 18. F and G] I say I. l. 26. A misprints] ralkt. F and G] with the. l. 29. F and G] Troth guess. l. 33. F] Gentlewomen. l. 36. A and B] But one, I am. C] or Woman.
p. 259, l. 1. A] shall not you. l. 16. A—C and E—G] no such. l. 19. A—C and E—G] tender Sir, whose gentle bloud. l. 29. A omits] be. l. 31. A and G] as he. l. 34. A omits] They draw. l. 36. F and G omit] Jesus.
p. 260, l. 4. A and B omit] Why. l. 11. F] but none so. l. 26. A]wilde. B, C and E—G] vild. l. 31. F and G] sword. l. 33. B and G] a hazard.
p. 261, l. 1. A and B] which is prone inough. C—G] are prone. l. 5. A] anger lost. l. 10. F and G] least share in. l. 25. D, F and G] are you. l. 33. A and B] self from such temptations. G] self from temptations. l. 34. A—D, F and G] Pray leape. G] the matter. C] whether would. l. 38. A—C, E and G] should.
p. 262, l. 6. F and G omit] a. l. 11. A—C] see. l. 12. E] Of any. l. 20. F and G] his ruin. l. 27. C omits] him. E—G] with these. l. 37. E—G] leave them to others. l. 40. C] works a mine.
p. 263, l. 13. A] certaine. l. 18. E—G] spoken. l. 19. F] ask you. l. 20. E—G] forward. l. 32. G] hard-hearted. l. 35. F and G] me to do.
p. 264, l. 4. E—G] could redeem. l. 10. D, F and G] This. l. 24. A] you have so. l. 27. E and G] By this light.
p. 265, l. 10. F] by your troth. l. 11. A] could. l. 15. C] cold meats. l. 23. F and G] we would. l. 27. F and G] that thou art here. l. 29. F and G] use thee. l. 33. A and B] offending. l. 34. F and G] Thou art nothing … for love's sake.
p. 266, l. 3. G omits] I hope. l. 13. F and G] thy face. l. 14. A—G omit] for. ll. 21 and 22. F and G] companion. l. 25. A] amable. l. 38. G adds at end] I hope.
p. 267, l. 4. A, B and D—F] Don Diego, Ile. l. 11. A, C and E] saies. l. 15. E—G] you may. l. 20. E] wine here. F and G add before All] Mr. Morecraft. l. 21. A—G] Sir. Savill? l. 31. G] and yet they. l. 33. F omits] pray. l. 36. A—C and E—G] God a gold. 2nd Folio misprints] expouud.
p. 268, l. 3. A] not you. l. 7. A and B] is much is much. l. 18. G] in tenements of. l. 22. F and G] I shall not dare to. l. 23. A] By blithe. l. 33. A and B] of satten. l. 37. A—G] necessary. D—G] and consuming.
p. 269, l. 10. 2nd Folio misprints] nor. l. 16. A—G] a' my knowledge. l. 20. F and G] the. F] Morall. l. 27. B and D—G] worst on's. l. 31. A] your complement. l. 34. F and G] paid back again.
p. 270, l. 4. F and G] we have liv'd. ll. 4 and 5. F and G] be the hour that. l. 14. A misprints] Yo. Lo. l. 15. F and G] A thirsty. l. 17. F omits] Sir. l. 20. A] raile. l. 24. D—G] to'th.
p. 271, l. 1. A] hee's your. l. 4. A—G] fall. l. 19. A—G] who you left me too. l. 20. F omits] for. l. 23. F and G] be leaping in. l. 24. E—G] nights. l. 25. F omits] my. l. 27. E] thirtie. l. 34. B] you fellow. l. 37. A—G] Cresses sir to coole. l. 39. A—C] fornications.
p. 272, l. 3. E—G] get no. l. 4. A—G add] Finis Actus tertii. l. 6. A—G] solus. l. 8. A] thee to? to what scurvy Fortune. l. 9. E] of Noblemen. l. 15. B and E—G] profit. 2nd Folio misprints] Eccle. l. 16. F] eats out youth. l. 22. 2nd Folio misprints] abolishth, is. l. 25. D and E] in his. l. 33. A] neglectingly. l. 34. A] broke.
p. 273, l. 9. F and G] abused like me. A—F] Dalida. l. 11. F and G] you may dilate. l. 27. F and G] could not expound. l. 28. A] and then at prayers once (out of the stinking stir you put me in). l. 29. A] mine owne royall [F and G also add royal] issue. l. 34. D and E] for you. l. 35 B] and thus. l. 36. A, F and G] contrition, as a Father saith. l. 39. A—G] Comfets. l. 40. A, F and G] then a long chapter with a pedigree.
p. 274, l. 3. A] lovely. l. 4. F and G] when due time. l. 8. F and G] but have. l. 14. A—E] cunny. l. 17. A omits] in. F and G] the hanging. l. 19. A, F and G] more with the great Booke of Martyrs. l. 23. F and G add after beloved] Abigail. l. 31. E—G] chop up.
p. 275, l. 3. A and B] wise Sir. l. 7. A, B, F and G] make. l. 14. F and G] thank Heaven. l. 19. E—G omit] Lord. l. 22. A and B] some sow. l. 23. F and G] brought forth. l. 26. F and G] will not. l. 29. E] a cleere. E—G] would take. l. 39. A] and yet would.
p. 276, l. 3. A—F] errant. l. 5. A—F] pray be. l. 9. A] the gods (B=God) knowes. C] God the knowes. F and G] Heaven knows. l. 15. 2nd Folio misprints] Lo. l. 18. A omits] so. l. 19. A—C omit] for. l. 38. E—G] that has.
p. 277, l. 1. A and B] turne in to. l. 4. A omits] pray. l. 13. G] have you. l. 14. G] light, as spirited. l. 21. G] sheeps. l. 22. G] with two. l. 23. F and G add at end] I can. l. 33. F and G] your use of. l. 37. A, B, D, F and G] now then.
p. 278, l. 7. A—G] Rosasolis. l. 16. G] in presuming thus. l. 19. E—G] to any end. l. 23. D, E and G] heap affliction. B—D, F and G] on me. l. 28. F and G add] ha. l. 33. F and G for a read] ha'. l. 37. E—G omit] Sir.
p. 279, l. 1. G] no so. l. 2. A] know. l. 6. F omits] that. ll. 6—8. D and E omit] at you …not laugh and runs on the remainder of Lady's speech as part of Mar.'s. F and G omit] Sir …not laugh. l. 7. A—C omit one] 'ha.' l. 15. A and B] for it then. l. 20. E—G] And you may. l. 28. G] crack. l. 36. A—C] fit ath. l. 38. B] will you cure.
p. 280, l. 5. A and C] Let him alone, 'is crackt. l. 6. D—G] he's a beastly. A and B] to loose. l. 7. A—G] is a. ll. 9 and 10. G] foh (soh F) she stinks. ll. 19 and 20. F and G] ye have …hate ye. l. 23. A and B] in intercession. D—G] make intercession. l. 25. A] not all. l. 26. F and G] and will. l. 32. A and B] safer dote. l. 33. F] disease.
p. 281, l. 8. A—C] I hope 'is not. l. 16. A] There is. l. 28. A] Carrire. D—G] carriage. l. 29. A—C, F and G] now I. l. 30. A—G] a horse back. l. 31. A—C and E—G] to looke to.
p. 282, l. 3. A—C] 'is fleet. l. 10. 2nd Folio misprints] sweed. l. 11. F] not your. A—E] Reasens. F and G] your rotten Reasons. l. 13. F and G] civil and feed. l. 16. A—G] pounds. l. 18. A, F and G] defend.
p. 283, l. 2. F and G] Ordinaries do eat. l. 3. F and G] to a play. l. 6. E] Bootmaker. F and G] to a bear-baiting. l. 13. A, C—G] aire. l. 15. A] as little. l. 18. E] if they may. ll. 22 and 23. F and G] ask me. l. 23. A and B] a modesty. l. 24. A—F] Wardrope. l. 28. E—G] to dogs. l. 36 E] cheate. A—G] add] Finis Actus Quarti.
p. 284, l. 27. F and G] the Gentleman. l. 31. A and B] house Sir.
p. 285, l. 5. B] for your. l. 10. A—D] be lest. E—G] be left. l. 15. E] never-worme. l. 25. F and G] the elder hath. l. 31. 2nd Folio misprints] Gentlewomau.
p. 286, l. 7. G] goodly. l. 8. A and D] beliefe. l. 10. E—G] you cas'd. l. 29. A—G] in thy. l. 30. G omits] I. l. 31. F] years.
p. 287, l. 1. F and G] vilely. l. 3. A and D—G] shall want uryne to finde the cause by: and she. B and C] shall want uryne finde the cause be. l. 14. A and B] I stoppe.
p. 288, l. 7. E omits] did. F and G] he does. l. 25. A and B omit] be. l. 34. F and G] till death.
p. 289, l. 1. 2nd Folio misprints] berroth'd. E and G add at beginning] Ah. l. 5. A and B] mind is. l. 6. G] womens. l. 22. F] not any. l. 26. F and G omit] Godlike. l. 27. A and B] passions. l. 28. F and G] is her law. l. 39. D—G] and colour.
p. 290, l. 7. 2nd Folio misprints] yon. l. 7. F and G] you, though unknown. l. 18. F and G] Heaven to comfort. l. 34. A and B] Milde still as. l. 37. B] ends. l. 40. F and G] never find.
p. 291, l. 7. A and B] I will. l. 12. G] spoken. l. 25. A—F] judicially. l. 27. G] off her. A—C] sound. G] her Love. F] lovers. l. 33. A, B and E—G] a bed. l. 37. D] at a third. F and G add after Balls] admirably.
p. 292, l. 2. A, F and G] forgot. ll. 4 and 5. F and G omit] I'll not … you joy. l. 9. G] there was. l. 10. A, B, F and G] meant. G omits] you. l. 19. G] rather then. l. 20. A, B and D—F] forsooke. l. 34. A, E and G] I had rather.
p. 293, l. 4. D—G add after so] a most ungodly thing. ll. 5 and 6. D—G omit] Since a … ungodly thing. l. 30. D and F omit] and Young. l. 32. A and B] all uncivill, all such beasts as these. C] are uncivill, all such beasts. D and E] wee are uncivill, as such beasts as these. F and G] all uncivil. Would, etc.
p. 294, l. 7. G] are you. l. 11. A—C] learning new sir. E—G omit] Sir. l. 14. A] rouge. l. 16. A] capassions. l. 17. 2nd Folio misprints] Goaler. l. 25. F and G] indeed I do.
p. 295, l. 8. 2nd Folio misprints] A I. l. 27. F and G] Heaven quite. 1. 31. F and G] thou help. l. 34. F and G omit] the Cleve. l. 36. F] all this.
p. 296, l. 30. F, some copies] hankt it. l. 34. G] O Heaven.
p. 297, l. 1. F and G] with this. l. 12. F and G] who I. l. 17. B, F and G] hold out. l. 22. A] witnes to. ll. 26 and 27. F and G] this Welford from.
p. 298, l. 5. 2nd Folio misprints] turn. l. 8. A, B, D, F and G] tyr'd. l. 12. A] sore Ladies. D—G omit] four. l. 19. F and G] I think I. l. 23. A] I see by her. l. 38. A and E] make.
p. 299, l. 2. E—G] he is. l. 10. A and B] A will. C] I will. l. 13. F and G] make you well. l. 15. G] unconverted. l. 20. F and G] tell you. l. 26. B] yon. l. 34. F and G] Who's.
p. 300, l. 8. F and G] must wear. l. 9. G omits] Of. l. 19. A and B] pound. l. 22. E and F omit] a. l. 29. G] you wall graze. l. 30. F and G] once again. l. 33. F and G] your Worship. l. 38. G] Why now.
p. 301, l. 3. F and G] As fast as. l. 11. C] helps. l. 17. A and B omit] the. l. 24. F and G] and lead. l. 25. A—G add] Finis.
[During the passing of these sheets through the press, a copy of the quarto named G (1677, 'The Seventh Edition') has been found in England by the writer of this note. Its existence has been ignored by every previous editor of Beaumont and Fletcher, and, apparently, by English bibliographers, the folio of 1679 being presumed to be 'Ed. 7.' The knowledge that a copy existed in America led to a fruitless search for it in English libraries, until accident, a few months ago, brought one to light in time to enable a collation of its text to be included in the above notes. It will be seen that many of the readings are of considerable interest.