IMITATED FROM WORDSWORTH
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He brought a team from Inversnaid To play our Third Fifteen, A man whom none of us had played And very few had seen.
He weighed not less than eighteen stone, And to a practised eye He seemed as little fit to run As he was fit to fly.
He looked so clumsy and so slow, And made so little fuss; But he got in behind—and oh, The difference to us!