BAGATELLES!

I saw one day, near Paphos’ bowers, In a glass—sweet Fancy’s own— A boy lie down among the flowers That circled Beauty’s throne. Poor youth! it moved my pity quite, He looked so very sad;— Apollo said “his head was light,” But Pallas called him “mad.” A little sylphid, hiding near, Flew out from some blue-bells, And whispered in the pale youth’s ear, “Pray, try our Bagatelles! “You’ve pondered over those musty books Till half your locks are grey;— You’ve dimmed your eyes, you’ve spoiled your looks, You’ve worn yourself away! Leave Wisdom’s leaden page awhile, And take your lute again, And Beauty’s eyes shall round you smile, And Love’s repay the strain: Leave politics to dull M.P.’s, Philosophy to cells,— Good youth!—you’ll ne’er succeed in these— So try our Bagatelles! “We’ve cures in these enchanted bowers For every sort of ill,— Our only medicines are flowers, Sweet flowers that never kill! Our leeches, too, are wondrous wise In mixing simples up,— We’ve frozen dew-drops from the skies For the fevered lover’s cup; We’ve moonbeams gathered on the hills, And star-drops in the dells; And we never send you in our bills— Pray, try our Bagatelles! “And youths from every court and clime Come here to seek advice, And maids who have misspent their time Are kept preserved—in ice! Bright fountains in our gardens play, And each has magic in it,— We cure blue devils every day, Blue stockings every minute: And heartaches when they’re worst, and when No other medicine tells, In maids or matrons, youths or men, Yield to our—Bagatelles! “Last week a statesman came, whose eyes Scarce knew what sweet repose is, We gave one draught of Beauty’s sighs,— Look there—how calm he dozes! A lawyer called the week before, Who talked of naught but Blackstone, We took him to our sylphid store, And a pair of wings we waxed on; And if you’ll look in yonder grove,— Just by that grot of shells,— You’ll find him making shocking love, And talking—Bagatelles!” The sick youth raised his drooping head As the sylphid ceased to speak,— “Hush, hush,” she cried, “you must to bed, And be quiet for a week!” And soon a Muse, with rainbow wings, And looks of laughing joy, Came with a lute of silver strings; And she sat beside the boy: And when I saw them last they lay Far up those flowery dells, And the boy was growing glad and gay As she sung him—Bagatelles!