BRUDDER SIMS
Reading edition
Dah's Brudder Sims! Dast slam yo' Bible shet An' lef' dat man alone—kase he's de boss Ob all de preachahs ev' I come across! Day's no twis' in dat gospil book, I bet, Ut Brudder Sims cain't splanify, an' set You' min' at eaze! W'at's Moses an' de Laws? W'at's fo'ty days an' nights ut Noey toss Aroun' de Dil-ooge?—W'at dem Chillen et De Lo'd rain down? W'at s'prise ole Joney so In dat whale's inna'ds?—W'at dat laddah mean Ut Jacop see?—an' wha' dat laddah go?— Who clim dat laddah?—Wha' dat laddah lean?— An' wha' dat laddah now? "Dast chalk yo' toe Wid Faith," sez Brudder Sims, "an' den you know!"