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The Old Soak, and Hail And Farewell

XI—THERE WERE GIANTS IN THE OLD DAYS

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To George Van Slyke

Gog was a giant, Likewise so was Magog;— Gog says, “It's Christmas, Please pass the Egg-nog!” Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle! Glug! Glug! Glug! Gog says to Magog, “It is full of Nutmeg,— Guzzle! Guzzle! Guzzle! Glog! Glog! Glog!” Magog says to Gog, “Have some Haig and Haig!” Gargle! Gargle! Gargle! Grog! Grog! Grog!” Gog says to Magog, “Your eyes are all a-goggle! You are all agog!” Magog says to Gog, “Your feet wiggle-woggle, You're gigglish as a gargoyle And logey as a log!” Gog says to Magog, “I'm as gleg as a grig! Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle! Glug! Glug! Glug!” Magog says to Gog, “I'm jolly as a polly— Wiggle—waggle—wog That's turning to a froggle, A friggle—fraggle—frog! Guggle! Guggle! Guggle! Glog! Glog! Glog!” And Gog filled his noggin, And Magog his mug,— Magog was a giant, Likewise so was Gog; On New Year's morning Both were on their legs, And sat down to breakfast And ordered ham and eggs!

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