THE MELTICOOKER
Reading edition
The Melticooker Breakfast, Lunch, Tea, Dinner, Supper, and Accounts, all cooked at once. It Just Won’t Bath Baby.
THOMAS’ DESECRATED SOUP
If you are landed in the soup see that it bears our trade-mark. Popular with politicians. Send for our Blue-Book. Tureen, with Life-belt, given away to every purchaser.
THE ARMY IRONMONGERY STORES
Drills. Drills. Drills. Drills of all kinds. Squad drills, hair drills, Pack drills, square drills, Tendrils, spandrils.
WHY IS YOUR INCOME NOT £5,000 A YEAR
£5,000 a year Write to us for Free Prospectus. No security. We show great interest. Absolute secrecy. Even your left hand will not know what your note of hand commits you to. Moss and Moss, Sheenies Walk, Chelsea.
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY
It is well known that diseases of various kinds are contracted by frequenting crowded theatres. Try our Scentrifugal Drops and stand alone. Powerful, effective. No one can approach our success. You score three for a clear board. Attendants powerless.
“Stand alone.”
THE HOUSING PROBLEM SOLVED
Tin Tanks for Tommies. Discharged Soldiers should write to us for list of model dwellings in corrugated iron. Sent in sections on the instalment system. You pay one shilling and receive one chimney. Your next shilling secures the roof; the next the chicken-run; and so on. A child can erect or dismantle. (Inset, child dismantling at inopportune moment.)