HUMOROUS ADVERTISEMENTS.
Reading edition
Perfumes recently arrived from Heaven.— Perfumeria Americana, Espoz y Mina, 26.
Two elephants pull at a pair of English trousers ( Pesquera, Magdalena, 20) without tearing them.
Resuscitation of a dead man, thanks to the fine Brandy of Moguer, Carmen, 10.
I had been shaved at No. 40, Alcala, when an angel flying past told me to follow him, since I was ready.
The athlete, Señor Gomez, has developed his muscles in a most extraordinary way by dining regularly at the restaurant, Las Tullerias, Matute 6.
“The earth shook, my sister, the skies were o’ercast, and the clocks stopped. ” “Then they could not have been bought at Branas, Matute 12, father!”
When Love has the toothache, He is halting and thin, So get rid of the tooth If your fair one you’d win.
(
Tirso Perez
,
Mayor
, 73,
Dentist
.)
Madrid Comico.