Part 2 — OUR PUZZLE REPORT: A WELL-BRED GIRL (No. 2).
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SOLUTION.
A Well-Bred Girl (No. 2).
1. A well-bred girl always makes herself pleasant to those about her, especially to the lonely and unhappy.
2. A well-bred girl always dresses without extravagance, and yet avoids severity.
3. A well-bred girl always eats and drinks noiselessly, not even excepting soup.
4. A well-bred girl always refrains from discussing articles of diet during meals.
5. A well-bred girl always talks quietly.
6. A well-bred girl always upholds her own dignity without apparent effort.
7. A well-bred girl always remembers that striking manners are bad manners.
56, Paternoster Row, Dec., 1898.
Prize Winners.
Six Shillings and Eightpence Each.
Eliza Acworth, Blenheim Mount, Bradford.
Dora Mary Barling, Farnham, Surrey.
M. A. C. Crabb, Hemel Hempstead, Herts.
Louie Drury, Edith Road, West Kensington.
Alfred J. Knight, Edith Road, West Kensington.
F. Miller, Brecknock Road, N.
Mrs. Nicholls, Parlors Hall, Bridgnorth.
Lilla Patterson, Kilmore, Holywood.
Gertrude M. Stott, Yarburgh Street, Alexandra Park, Manchester.
Norah M. Sullivan, Otranto Place, Sandycove, Co. Dublin.
Emily M. Tattam, Green Lanes, N.
Bettie Temple, Brockley, S.E.
Ethel Tomlinson, Burton-on-Trent.
Ada G. Waide, Methley, Leeds.
Jeanie Walker, Esk Terrace, Whitby.
Eleanor Whitcher, The Drive, West Brighton.
Very Highly Commended.
Ethel B. Angear, Lily Belling, E. Blunt, Margaret E. Bourne, Annie J. Cather, M. J. Champneys, Maggie Coombes, Minnie Cornwell, Leonard Duncan, Mrs. Fleming, A. and F. Fooks, Miss Fryer, Margaret S. Hall, L. A. E. Hartshorn, Helen Jones, Alice M. Kellett, B. M. Linington, E. E. Lockyear, Annie Manderson, Rev. H. Milnes, S. H. Phillips, Robina Potts, Mrs. Prestige, Ada Rickards, John Rodway, Emma M. Sanderson, Helen Simpson, Mildred M. Skrine, Helen Smith, Annie Stanser, Ellen C. Tarrant, Agnes M. Vincent, Anna Walker, N. H. White, Emily M. P. Wood, Elizabeth Yarwood, Edith M. Younge, Helen B. Younger, Euphemia T. Yule.
Highly Commended.
Mrs. Allen, Margaret M. Anthony, Emily Bergin, Alice Mary Blake, Ada K. Bullough, Martha Cairns, Robert H. Carmichael, Mrs. F. Chettle, Dora Clarke, Alice M. Cooper, Lillian Clews, Mrs. Crossman, E. M. Dickson, Mrs. F. Farrar, Florence Graves, Marie E. Hancock, Ellie Hanlon, Lizzie J. Hetherington, Edith L. Howse, M. A. J. Hunter, E. Marian Jupe, Annie G. Luck, Alice Luckhurst, Jennie M. McCall, Ethel C. McMaster, Helen A. Manning, Geo. H. Manning, S. Mason, Mrs. A. Motum, E. K. Palmer, Hilda Petley, Hannah E. Powell, Ellen M. Price, Helen J. Ransom, H. F. Richards, Henzell G. Robson, Chas. Severs, A. A. L. Shave, Agnes A. M. Shearer, Merriott T. Smiley, Gertrude Stirling, M. Stuart, Theodore J. Tasker, Constance Taylor, Marie Threlfall, Violet C. Todd, Queenie Tyssen, Mary Watts, Alice Woodhead, H. F. Yeoman.
EXAMINERS’ REPORT.
The thirst for information continues, and again we have been inundated with solutions. Happily for our peace of mind, many of them were far from perfect, and the more subtle methods of our Art have not been called into requisition. In short, the prize solutions were perfect; the rest were not.
There were some points about the puzzle which deserved rather more attention than the casual solver was inclined to bestow, and it seems to be necessary to refer to them in detail. First let us deal with the supposed mistakes. One solver, with admirable conciseness, thus calls attention to them—
“Three mistakes, line 1 an h too many; line 2 an h too few; line 6 an s too many.”
Now, taking lines 1 and 2 together we find h × 2 ÷ erself + pleasant tot. That worked out (on somewhat doubtful mathematical lines) yields “h|erself pleasant to t|h”; then we find ose about h, and all is as straightforward as possible. So much for “mistakes” one and two.
And the third “mistake” is no worse, for the correct reading of the part referred to is not “es minus ss” but “seven es minus ss,” which introduces the word “even” into the solution. The number of expert solvers who failed at this point was quite astonishing.
In very many solutions the word around was substituted for about in the first sentence. It could hardly be regarded as a bad mistake; but, inasmuch as the letters o s e were on only three sides of the h, about had to be regarded as the more perfect reading.
The next point to be noticed is the omission in many solutions of the word always in the second admonition. But the more careful solvers noticed that in this instance five stars were employed, and rightly divined the meaning of the fifth. The fact that the word always appeared in every other sentence ought to have opened the eyes of those who fell into the trap.
The “noise less ly” in the third admonition also gave much trouble, and various quaint solutions were suggested, as, for instance, “leisurely” and “sparingly.”
These two solutions, it should be noted, were generally associated with the particular kind of soup indicated in the puzzle:—
“A well-bred girl always eats and drinks sparingly (or, leisurely) not even excepting mock-turtle soup.”
It would not have occurred to us that active greediness in the presence of that particular delicacy was sufficiently usual to call for rebuke. Most unhappily, the fault we do indicate is quite as common as it is unpleasant.
The die in the fourth admonition was generally identified; but a few solvers could make nothing of it excepting weight. A weight naturally suggests a balance, and accordingly we learn that “A well-bred girl always refrains from balancing articles of weight during meals.” We believe she does, though experiments of a kindred nature with the lighter articles at hand are not wholly unknown to us. They seldom prove much, excepting the clumsiness of the experimenter, and they do not conduce to that repose which is the essence of refinement.
One would have thought that the fifth sentence was simplicity itself; but many solvers wrote “speaks” instead of “talks.” It must have required a violent effort of imagination to convert the depicted stalks into “sspeaks”!
In the solutions of the last sentence “rough” continually appeared instead of “striking.” It could not be regarded as a satisfactory interpretation of the picture which is obviously T striking M. One most interesting reading of the sentence deserves to be recorded—
“A well-bred girl always remembers that boys’ manners are bad manners”!
Truly there are many girls whose conduct towards their brothers seems to be based upon some such theory as this. They are not the most pleasing type of maidens, and as to our opinion of their “good breeding,” let us add an eighth admonition—
“A well-bred girl never nags.”