A LITERARY ORDER.
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TO THE LATEST CELEBRITY.
Dr. Sir:—Send us at once post-haste 1000 words—no matter what The theme; 2 ideas—just a taste— But make ’em up-to-date and hot. P.S. We find for 2 we have no room; Babb’s soap requires a 2 pg. ad; But never mind; we mean to boom Your name while ’tis the newest fad. Who cares a —— for what’s inside Now you are on the rising tide? Adam Quince.