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The Book of Humorous Verse

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A brace of sinners, for no good621

A brow austere, a circumspective eye280

A captain bold from Halifax who dwelt in country quarters702

A cat I sing, of famous memory833

A country curate visiting his flock287

A district school, not far away128

A fellow in a market town297

A fellow near Kentuck's clime494

A fig for St. Denis of France101

A friend of mine was married to a scold264

A hindoo died—a happy thing to do281

A knight and a lady once met in a grove270

A little peach in the orchard grew931

A little saint best fits a little shrine806

A lively young turtle lived down by the banks923

A lovely young lady I mourn in my rhymes366

A maiden once, of certain age169

A man of words and not of deeds790

A man said to the universe248

A man sat on a rock and sought83

A Persian penman named Aziz810

A Poet's Cat, sedate and grave910

A quiet home had Parson Gray741

A rollicking Mastodon lived in Spain853

A Russian sailed over the blue Black Sea374

A shabby fellow chanced one day to meet287

A soldier and a sailor179

A soldier of the Russians90

A speech, both pithy and concise61

A street there is in Paris famous714

A supercilious nabob of the East260

A tailor, a man of an upright dealing322

A traveller wended the wilds among576

A well there is in the west country584

A whale of great porosity916

A woman is like to—but stay118

A xylographer started to cross the sea759

A young man once was sitting394

Across the sands of Syria888

Ah! Matt, old age has brought to me362

Ah, Night! blind germ of days to be484

Ah! poor intoxicated little knave734

Ah, those hours when by-gone sages779

Ah! who has seen the mailed lobster rise882

Ah! why those piteous sounds of woe449

Alas, unhappy land; ill-fated spot712

All day she hurried to get through119

All smatterers are more brisk and pert365

Alone I sit at eventide53

An ancient story I'll tell you anon554

An Austrian Archduke, assaulted and assailed829

An Austrian army, awfully array'd813

An igstrawnary tail I vill tell you this week552

And so our royal relative was dead!737

And this reft house is that the which he built407

"Are women fair?" Ay, wondrous fair to see, too189

As a friend to the children commend me the yak906

As beautiful Kitty one morning was tripping130

As I was walkin' the jungle round, a-killin' of tigers an' time426

As long as I dwell on some stupendous60

As wet as a fish—as dry as a bone791

Ask me no more: I've had enough Chablis534

At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper635

At morning's call374

Baby's brain is tired of thinking240

Back in the years when Phlagstaff, the Dane, was monarch387

Barney McGee, there's no end of good luck in you721

Basking in peace in the warm spring sun674

Be brave, faint heart445

Be kind and tender to the Frog907

Be kind to the panther! for when thou wert young890

Beauties, have ye seen this toy211

Before a Turkish town96

Behave yoursel' before folk174

Ben Battle was a soldier bold797

Ben Bluff was a whaler, and many a day619

Beside a Primrose 'broider'd Rill139

Between Adam and me the great difference is367

Between Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose82

Blind Thamyris, and blind Maeonides784

"Bon jour, Madame Sans Souci950

Bright breaks the warrior o'er the ocean wave879

Brisk methinks I am, and fine772

"Bunches of grapes," says Timothy947

By the side of a murmuring stream an elderly gentleman sat665

Bye Baby Bunting324

Calm and implacable375

"Can you spare a Threepenny bit901

Careless rhymer, it is true185

Celestine Silvousplait Justine de Mouton Rosalie51

Charm is a woman's strongest arm247

Chilly Dovebber with his boadigg blast747

Close by the threshold of a door nailed fast909

"Come, come," said Tom's father, "at your time of life367

Come! fill a fresh bumper,—for why should we go833

Come fleetly, come fleetly, my hooksbadar843

"Come here, my boy; hould up your head103

Come hither, my heart's darling454

Come into the Whenceness Which476

"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again676

Come mighty Must!376

Comrades, you may pass the rosy. With permission of the chair537

De Hen-roost Man he'll preach about Paul247

Dear maid, let me speak810

Dear mother, dear mother, the Church is cold269

Dear Thomas, didst thou never pop262

Delmonico's is where he dines267

Der Kaiser of dis Faterland291

Der noble Ritter Hugo669

Did you hear of the Widow Malone126

Dighton is engaged! Think of it and tremble!647

Do not worry if I scurry from the grill room in a hurry67

Do you know why the rabbits are caught in the snare214

Do you think I'll marry a woman817

Doe, doe!746

Dosn't thou 'ear my 'erse's legs, as they canters awaäy?354

Down in the silent hallway889

Easy is the triolet782

Echo, tell me, while I wander751

Even is come; and from the dark Park, hark823

Everywhere, everywhere, following me430

Exquisite wines and comestibles316

Far off in the waste of desert sand851

Far, oh, far is the Mango island194

"Farewell!" Another gloomy word419

Felis Infelix Cat unfortunate736

First there's the Bible769

For his religion it was fit271

From Arranmore the weary miles I've come378

From his brimstone bed at break of day298

From the depth of the dreamy decline of the dawn through459

From the madding crowd they stand apart227

From the tragic-est novels at Mudie's144

"Gentle, modest little flower28

"Gimme my scarlet tie,"334

Gin a body meet a body483

Gineral B. is a sensible man292

Given a roof, and a taste for rations311

Go and catch a falling star330

Go 'way, fiddle; folks is tired o' hearin' you a-squawkin'672

"God bless the King! God bless the faith's defender!368

"God bless the man who first invented sleep!"44

God makes sech nights, all white an' still110

Good Luck is the gayest of all gay girls334

Good people all, of every sort764

Good people all, with one accord740

Good reader! if you e'er have seen444

"Had Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom369

Half a bar, half a bar528

Hamelin Town's in Brunswick603

Handel, Bendel, Mendelssohn772

Hans Breitmann gife a barty668

Happy the man, who, void of cares and strife316

Have you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay580

He cannot be complete in aught367

He dropt a tear on Susan's bier157

He dwelt among "Apartments let,"491

He girded on his shining sword100

He is too weet a melancholy carle496

He killed the noble Mudjokivis482

He lived in a cave by the seas331

He stood on his head by the wild seashore75

He thought he saw an Elephant874

He took her fancy when he came817

He was the chairman of the Guild244

Hear what Highland Nora said159

Her heart she locked fast in her breast209

Her little feet! ... Beneath us ranged the sea59

Her washing ended with the day494

Here lies my wife: here let her lie!368

Here lieth one, who did not most truly prove780

Here's to the town of New Haven949

Hi! Just you drop that! Stop, I say!460

His eye was stern and wild—his cheek was pale and cold as clay450

History, and nature, too, repeat themselves, they say360

How do the daughters533

"How does the water743

How hard, when those who do not wish818

How old may Philis be, you ask332

How uneasy is his life344

Hyder iddle didle dell879

Hypocrisy will serve as well365

I am900

I am a friar of orders gray282

I am an ancient Jest!72

I come from good old Boston949

I am a hearthrug377

I am a lone, unfeathered chick903

I am numb from world-pain380

I, Angelo, obese, black-garmented428

I asked of Echo, t'other day750

I cannot praise the doctor's eyes368

I cannot sing the old songs413

I cannot tell you how I love235

I couldn't help weeping with delight521

I count it true which sages teach413

I devise to end my days—in a tavern drinking834

I du believe in Freedom's cause294

I do confess, in many a sigh86

I don't go much on religion657

I don't know any greatest treat180

I dreamed a dream next Tuesday week853

I dwells in the Hearth, and I breathes in the Hair763

I gaed to spend a week in Fife350

I hae laid a herring in saut216

I haf von funny leedle poy940

I have a bookcase, which is what40

I have a copper penny and another copper penny809

I have felt the thrill of passion in the poet's mystic book32

I have found out a gig-gig-gift for my fuf-fuf-fair822

I have made me an end of the moods of maidens511

I have watch'd thee with rapture, and dwelt on thy charms456

I knew an old wife lean and poor611

I know not of what we ponder'd63

I know when milk does flies contain343

I lately lived in quiet ease218

I lay i' the bosom of the sun407

I love my lady with a deep purple love383

I love thee, Mary, and thou lovest me206

"I love you, my lord!"120

I marvell'd why a simple child543

I may as well685

I never rear'd a young gazelle544

I never saw a Purple Cow948

"I never saw a purple cow515

I recollect a nurse call'd Ann156

I remember, I remember107

I reside at Table Mountain, and my name is Truthful James650

I said, "This horse, sir, will you shoe?"809

I sat one night beside a blue-eyed girl207

I saw a certain sailorman who sat beside the sea70

I saw a peacock with a fiery tail804

I sent for Ratcliffe; was so ill365

I sent my love a parcel262

I shall not ask Jean Jacques Rousseau212

I sometimes think I'd rather crow891

I strolled beside the shining sea844

I tell thee, Dick, where I have been704

I walked and came upon a picket fence470

I was in Margate last July. I walk'd upon the pier558

I wonder what your thoughts are, little cloud134

I would all womankind were dead88

I would flee from the city's rule and law883

I would that all men my hard case might know397

I wrote some lines once on a time38

I wus mighty good-lookin' when I was young129

I yearn to bite on a Colloid91

I'd Never Dare to Walk across855

I'd read three hours. Both notes and text142

If all be true that I do think364

If all the harm women have done248

If all the land were apple-pie951

If all the trees in all the woods were men238

If down his throat a man should choose844

If e'er my rhyming be at fault55

If ever there lived a Yankee lad690

If I go to see the play48

If I should die to-night489

If I were thine, I'd fail not of endeavour345

If I were you, when ladies at the play, Sir146

If, in the month of dark December80

If life were never bitter436

If the man who turnips cries949

If there is a vile, pernicious60

If thou wouldst stand on Etna's burning brow445

If we square a lump of pemmican880

If you become a nun, dear206

I'll sing you a song, not very long275

I'll tell thee everything I can870

I'm taught p-l-o-u-g-h761

I'm thankful that the sun and moon882

"Immortal Newton never spoke369

In a church which is furnish'd with mullion and gable, I280

In a Devonshire lane as I trotted along266

In all thy humors, whether grave or mellow368

In an ocean, 'way out yonder929

In Ballades things always contrive to get lost441

In Broad Street Buildings on a winter night563

In candent ire the solar splendour flames849

In days of peace my fellow-men31

In early youth, as you may guess918

In form and feature, face and limb108

In heaven a spirit doth dwell472

In his chamber, weak and dying785

In Köln, a town of monks and bones363

In letters large upon the frame347

In London I never know what I'd be at265

In our hearts is the Great One of Avon824

In the age that was golden, the halcyon time338

In the "Foursome" some would fain222

In the lonesome latter years429

In these days of indigestion77

"In winter, when the fields are white872

Inglorious friend! most confident I am734

Interred beneath this marble stone765

Is moss-prankt dells which the sunbeams flatter372

It is told, on Buddhi-theosophic schools92

It is very aggravating50

It looked extremely rocky for the Mudville nine that day601

It may be so—perhaps thou hast236

It once might have been, once only339

It was a millinger most gay186

It was a Moorish maiden was sitting by the well196

It was a robber's daughter, and her name was Alice Brown639

It was a summer's evening252

It was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side583

It was an artless Bandar, and he danced upon a pine904

It was a hairy oubit, sac proud he crept alabg330

It was in a pleasant deepô, sequestered from the rain613

It was many and many a year ago532

It ripen'd by the river banks444

It worries me to beat the band137

Its eyes are gray121

I've been trying to fashion a wifely ideal68

Jacob! I do not like to see thy nose914

Jem writes his verses with more speed363

Jim Bowker, he said, if he'd had a fair show357

John Alcohol, my foe, John529

John Bull for pastime took a prance808

John Gilpin was a citizen of credit and renown564

John Grumlie Swore by the light o' the moon326

Just take a trifling handful, O philosopher314

Kitty wants to write! Kitty intellectual!646

Knitting is the maid o' the kitchen, Milly220

Knows he that never took a pinch832

La Galisse now I wish to touch814

Lady Clara Vere de Vere!412

Lady, I loved you all last year327

Lady mine, most fair thou art221

Lady, very fair are you184

Lanty was in love, you see208

Last year I trod these fields with Di155

Lazy-bones, lazy-bones, wake up and peep!848

Lest it may more quarrels breed279

Life and the Universe show spontaneity315

Life is a gift that most of us hold dear357

Life would be an easy matter57

Lilies, lilies, white lilies and yellow379

Like to the thundering tone of unspoke speeches848

Little bopeepals324

Little I ask; my wants are few238

Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay934

Little Penelope Socrates284

Lives there a man with a soul so dead786

Long by the willow-trees439

Lord Erskine, at women presuming to rail366

Malbrouck, the prince of commanders28

Man is for woman made41

Many a long, long year ago664

Margarita first possess'd176

Marry, I lent my gossip my mare, to fetch home coals807

Mary had a little lamb506

Matilda Maud Mackenzie frankly hadn't any chin395

May the Babylonish curse726

Men, Dying, make their wills, but wives362

Men once were surnamed for their shape or estate804

'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam498

Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn229

Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa!95

Miss Flora McFlimsey, of Madison Square148

Mr. Finney had a turnip847

My brother Jack was nine in May390

My coachman, in the moonlight there359

My curse upon you venom'd stang724

My dear young friend, whose shining wit42

My feet, they haul me Round the House855

My Heart will break—I'm sure it will183

My lank limp lily, my long lithe lily510

My little dears, who learn to read, pray early, learn to shun828

My Love has sicklied unto Loath410

My Madeline! my Madeline!773

My passion is as mustard strong754

My pipe is lit, my grog is mixed342

My temples throb, my pulses boil49

My William was a soldier, and he says to me, says he598

Mysterious Nothing! how shall I define786

Nay, I cannot come into the garden just now188

"Needy Knife-grinder! whither are you going?249

Night saw the crew like pedlars with their packs841

No fault in women, to refuse166

No longer, O scholars, shall Platus826

No sun—no moon!792

No usual words can bear the woe I feel379

Nothing to do but work358

Now Jake looked up—it was time to sup, and the buckets was yet to fill421

Now the Widow McGee165

O cool in the summer is salad436

"O Crikey, Bill!" she ses to me, she ses400

O for a lodge in a garden of cucumbers!781

O, if my love offended me184

O lady wake!—the azure moon886

O mickle yeuks the keckle doup384

O my earliest love, who, ere I number'd116

O nymph with the nicest of noses544

O precious code, volume, tome825

O reverend sir, I do declare195

O say, have you seen at the willows so green921

O Season supposed of all free flowers527

O the quietest home on earth had I720

O thou wha in the heavens dost dwell272

O what harper could worthily harp it64

O'er the men of Ethiopia she would pour her cornucopia160

Of all life's plagues I recommend to no man76

Of all the girls that are so smart182

Of all the mismated pairs ever created480

Of all the men one meets about370

Of all the rides since the birth of time688

Of all the wimming doubly blest241

Of priests we can offer a charmin' variety719

Oh, but she was dark and shrill509

Oh, dewy was the morning, upon the first of May949

Oh, I have been North, and I have been South, and the East hath seen me pass403

Oh! I have loved thee fondly, ever732

Oh, I know a certain woman who is reckoned with the good132

Oh, I used to sing a song768

Oh, I want to win me hame385

Oh listen, little children, to a proper little song937

Oh, many have told of the monkeys of old913

Oh, Mary had a little lamb, regarding whose cuticular477

Oh, my Geraldine180

Oh, sing a song of phosphates324

Oh, solitude thou wonder-working fay457

Oh, tell me have you ever seen a red, long-leg'd Flamingo?894

Oh that my soul a marrow-bone might seize!851

Oh, the days were ever shiny204

Oh, the fisherman is a happy wight!81

Oh, the Roman was a rogue753

"Oh, 'tis time I should talk to your mother181

Oh, 'twas O'Nolan M'Figg700

Oh, what a fund of joy jocund lies hid in harmless hoaxes!26

"Oh! what is that comes gliding in800

Oh, what's the way to Arcady?201

Oh, Wing Tee Wee139

Oh, would that working I might shun47

Oh, yes, we've be'n fixin' some sence we sold that piece o' groun'192

Oh! young Lochinvar has come out of the West381

Old Grimes is dead; that good old man766

Old man never had much to say678

Old Nick, who taught the village school174

On wan dark night on Lac St. Pierre662

On me he shall ne'er put a ring191

On the Coast of Goromandel859

On the downtown side of an uptown street79

On the eighth day of March it was, some people say58

One day the dreary old King of death801

One evening while reclining268

One morning when Spring was in her teens188

One of the kings of Scanderoon578

One stormy morn I chanced to meet123

One, who is not, we see; but one, whom we see not, is458

Or ever a lick of Art was done383

Out of the clothes that cover me471

Out on the margin of moonshine land858

Out rode from his wild, dark castle49

Out upon it, I have loved218

Over the way, over the way125

Paddy, in want of a dinner one day571

Paddy McCabe was dying one day307

Peerless yet hapless maid of Q!787

Perchance it was her eyes of blue74

Perhaps you may a-noticed I been soht o' solemn lately157

Philosophy shows us 'twixt monkey and man92

Ph, it's H-A-P-P-Y I am, and it's F-R-double-E816

Poor Lucy Lake was overgrown463

Potiphar Gubbins, C.E.226

Pour varlet, pour the water486

Power to thine elbow, thou newest of sciences409

Quest.—Why is a pump like Viscount Castlereagh?370

Qui nune dancere vult modo832

Quixotic is his enterprise and hopeless his adventure is25

Quoth John to Joan, will thou have me217

Rain on the face of the sea427

Remembering his taste for blood893

Roll on, thou ball, roll on!256

Rooster her sign414

Row-diddy, dow de, my little sis670

Said Opie Read to E. P. Roe948

Said the Raggedy Man on a hot afternoon856

Saint Anthony at church251

Sally Salter, she was a young lady who taught812

Sam Brown was a fellow from way down East52

Say there! P'r'aps652

Scintillate scintillate, globule orific476

"Scorn not the sonnet," though its strength be sapped281

See yonder goes old Mendax, telling lies369

Sez Alderman Grady232

Sez Corporal Madden to Private McFadden230

Shall I, mine affections slack526

She flung the parlour window wide205

Shepherd. Echo, I wean, will in the woods reply752

She kept her secret well, oh, yes158

She stood beneath the mistletoe196

She went around and asked subscriptions167

Side by side in the crowded streets393

Sin, I admit your general rule363

Since for kissing thee, Minguillo122

Sing for the garish eye875

Singee a songee sick a pence530

Singing through the forests748

Sir Guy was a doughty crusader644

Sleep, my own darling932

Slim feet than lilies tenderer477

Sly Beelzebub took all occasions364

So slowly you walk, and so quickly you eat369

So that's Cleopathera's Needle, bedad105

Some ladies now make pretty songs367

Some poets sing of sweethearts dead223

Speak gently to the herring and kindly to the calf891

"Speak, O man less recent!46

Spontaneous Us!417

Stiff are the warrior's muscles456

Strange pie that is almost a passion472

Strike the concertina's melancholy string!641

Sudden swallows swiftly skimming774

Superintendent wuz Flannigan225

Suppose you screeve? or go cheap-jack?399

Swans sing before they die:—'twere no bad thing364

Sweet maiden of Passamaquoddy830

Take a robin's leg76

That man must lead a happy life803

That very time I saw, (but thou couldst not)493

The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup87

The auld wife sat at her ivied door467

The Ballyshannon foundered off the coast of Cariboo256

The cat is in the parlour950

The chill November day was done938

The Crankadox leaned o'er the edge of the moon855

The crow—the crow! the great black crow!908

The day was done, and darkness490

The editor sat with his head in his hands447

The Emperor Nap he would set off775

The fable which I now present249

The frugal crone, whom praying priest attend285

The gallows in my garden, people say224

The hale John Spratt—oft called for shortness, Jack406

"The Herring he loves the merry moonlight949

The honey-moon is very strange366

The jackals prowl, the serpents hiss445

The Jackdaw sat on the Cardinal's chair!586

The King was sick. His cheek was red658

The Lady Jane was tall and slim590

The Laird o' Cockpen, he's proud and he's great703

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy, hairy goat906

The man in the wilderness asked of me951

The man who invented women's waists that button down behind94

The Messed Damozel leaned out471

The Microbe is so very small907

The mountain and the squirrel290

The night was thick and hazy617

The oft'ner seen, the more I lust807

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea901

The Pobble who has no toes865

The poet is, or ought to be, a hater of the city97

The Pope he leads a happy life70

"The proper way for a man to pray,"54

The prospect is bare and white42

The Roof it has a Lazy Time855

The saddest fish that swims the briny ocean900

The sextant of the meetinouse, which sweeps66

The skies they were ashen and sober423

The sun is in the sky, mother, the flowers are springing fair451

The sun was setting, and vespers done313

The sun was shining on the sea896

The Thingumbob sat at eventide882

The town of Nice! the town of Nice!438

The woggly bird sat on the whango tree842

The woodchuck told it all about312

There be two men of all mankind35

There is a river clear and fair535

There lived an old man in the kingdom of Tess866

There lived a sage in days of yore850

There once was a Shah had a second son199

There sat an old man on a rock348

There's a bower of bean-vines in Benjamin's yard493

There's somewhat on my breast, father443

There wanst was two cats at Kilkenny950

There was a Cameronian cat917

There was a child, as I have been told946

There was a cruel darkey boy927

There was a lady liv'd at Leith742

There was a little girl926

There was a man in Arkansaw697

There was a negro preacher, I have heard274

There was an old man of Tobago835

There was a snake that dwelt in Skye887

There was a young lady of Niger948

There was (not a certain when) a certain preacher282

There was once a little man, and his rod and line he took200

There were three jovial huntsmen878

There were three kings into the east730

There were three young maids of Lee170

There were three sailors of Bristol City546

There were two of us left in the berry-patch479

These are the things that make me laugh73

They called him Bill, the hired man653

They nearly strike me dumb153

They're always abusing the women126

They spoke of Progress spiring round337

They stood on the bridge at midnight489

They tell me (but I really can't600

They told hum gently he was made89

They've got a brand-new organ, Sue162

They went to sea in a sieve, they did862

Thine eyes, dear ones, dot dot, are like, dash, what?824

This is the tale that was told to me680

Thou art like unto a Flower427

Thou happy, happy elf!941

Thou shall have one God only, who261

Thou who, when fears attack732

Though I met her in the summer, when one's heart lies round at east345

Three children sliding on the ice843

Three score and ten by common calculation99

Tim Turpin he was gravel blind795

'Tis midnight and the moonbeam sleeps411

'Tis midnight, and the setting sun843

'Tis sweet at dewy eve to rove450

'Tis sweet to roam when morning's light878

To Lake Aghmoogenegamook757

To make this condiment, your poet begs93

The outer senses they are geese509

To see the Kaiser's epitaph948

To Urn, or not to Urn? that is the question534

To you, my purse, and to none other wight58

Tom's album was filled with the pictures of belles141

Trilobite, Graphtolite, Nautilus pie324

"True 'tis a P T, and P T 'tis, 'tis true"788

'Twas a pretty little maiden161

'Twas after supper of Norfolk brawn884

'Twas April when she came to town120

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves869

'Twas brussels, and the loose liege482

'Twas ever thus from childhood's hour!469

'Twas gilbert. The kchesterton437

'Twas late, and the gay company was gone446

'Twas more than a million years ago497

'Twas on a lofty vase's side557

'Twas on a windy night214

'Twas on the shores that round our coast632

'Twas raw, and chill, and cold outside98

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house935

'Twas whispered in heaven, 'twas muttered in hell762

Two gentlemen their appetite had fed666

Two honest tradesmen meeting in the Strand254

Two old Bachelors were living in one house868

Two webfoot brothers loved a fair629

Two Yankee wags, one summer day572

Tying her bonnet under her chin124

Uncle Simon he849

Upon a rock, yet uncreate771

Upon an island, all alone683

Upon ane stormy Sunday190

Upon the poop the captain stands876

Wake! for the Hack can scatter into flight512

Wal, no! I can't tell whar he lives661

Wan from the wild and woful West386

Was once a hen of wit not small892

We climbed to the top of Goat Point hill210

We love thee Ann Maria Smith389

We rode the tawny Texan hills288

We seek to know, and knowing seek463

We were crowded in the cabin492

We've lived for forty years, dear wife246

Well I recall how first I met30

Werther had a love for Charlotte140

What asks the Bard? He prays for nought320

What, he on whom our voices unanimously ran286

What is Earth, sexton—A place to dig graves810

What is the matter with Grandpapa?950

What lightning shall light it? What thunder shall tell it?404

What makes you come here fer, Mister925

What motley cares Corilla's mind perplex278

What! not know our Clean Clara?283

"What other men have dared, I dare."109

What poor short-sighted worms we be353

What? rise again with all one's bones363

What, what, what710

What will we do when the good days come311

Whenas to shoot my Julia goes418

When Chapman billies leave the street623

When dido found Aeneas would not come366

When good King Arthur ruled the land879

When I am dead you'll find it hard109

When I had firmly answered "no,"431

When I was young and full o' pride115

When lovely woman wants a favor494

When Mary Ann Dollinger got the skule daown thar on Injun Bay168

When men a dangerous disease did 'scape365

When moonlike ore the hazure seas34

When nettles in winter bring forth roses red276

When sporgles spanned the floreate mead877

When swallows Northward flew191

When that old joke was new33

When the breeze from the bluebottle's blustering blim852

When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock34

When the landlord wants the rent336

When the little armadillo902

When they heard the Captain humming and beheld the dancing crew615

When you slice a Georgy melon you mus' know what you is at73

Whene'er I take my walks abroad950

Whene'er with haggard eyes I view84

Where the Moosatockmaguntic113

Whereas, on certain boughs and sprays402

"Wherefore starts my bosom's lord?453

Which I wish to remark648

Which is of greater value, prythee, say371

While Butler, needy wretch, was yet alive370

Who am I?434

Who money hast, well wages the campaign323

Who, or why, or which, or what708

"Who stuffed that white owl?" No one spoke in the shop309

1. Why all this toil for triumphs of an hour?783

"Why do you wear your hair like a man474

Why don't the men propose, mamma?130

Why doth the pussy cat prefer895

Why is it the children don't love me943

Why should you swear I am forsworn241

Why was Cupid a boy56

Wisely a woman prefers to a lover a man who neglects her247

With chocolate-cream that you buy in the cake932

With due condescension, I'd call your attention106

With ganial foire547

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night928

Ye may tramp the world over717

Years—years ago—ere yet my dreams171

Yes, write if you want to—there's nothing like trying36

Yet another great truth I record in my verse906

"You are old, Father William," the young man said485

"You are old, Father William," the young man said531

You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come362

You bid me try, Blue-eyes, to write782

"You gave me the key of your heart, my love137

"You have heard," said a youth to his sweetheart, who stood133

You may notch it on the palin's as a mighty resky plan312

"You must give back," her mother said198

You prefer a buffoon to a scholar339

You see this pebble-stone? It's a thing I bought464

You Wi'yum, sir, dis minute. Wut dat you got325

You wrote a line too much, my sage362

Young Ben he was a nice young man792

Young Rory O'More courted Kathleen Bawn141

Your poem must eternal be364

Zack Bumstead useter flosserfize242

Zig-zagging it went760

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