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The Bed-Book of Happiness

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ALLSTON, WASHINGTON: The Lost Ornament 191

ANONYMOUS: The Gentle Reader 14 King David and the Gardener 198 Sabbath Bells 275 From the Greek Anthology 313 Letter from an Indian Gentleman to an English Friend 324 A Babu Letter 327 Mary Powell 341 A Tur'ble Chap 374 After Mr. Masefield 384 Hits and Misses 443 The Broken Window 443

BAGEHOT, WALTER: Letters 212

BALMANNO, MRS.: Charles and his Sister 193

BETHAM, M.M.: Miss Pate 190

BOSWELL: Dr. Johnson at Court 346

BROOKFIELD, W.H.: Mr. Brookfield in his Youth 376

BROWN, T.E.: Letters of T.E. Brown 85

BUTLER, SAMUEL: Clergyman and Chickens 15 Melchisedec 15 Eating and Proselytising 15 Sea-sickness 17 Assimilation and Persecution 17 Night-shirts and Babies 17 Does Mamma Know? 18 Croesus and his Kitchen-maid 19 Adam and Eve 24 Fire 24 The Electric Light in its Infancy 25 New-laid Eggs 25 Snapshotting a Bishop 26

BYRON: Apples 359

CALVERLEY, CHARLES: Visions 99 The Schoolmaster Abroad with his Son 174 Motherhood 257 "Forever" 337

CARLYLE: Richter 1

CARROLL, LEWIS: The Author of "Alice" 378

CHESTERTON, G.K.: The Wisdom of G.K.C. 140

COBBETT, WILLIAM: His Marriage 230 Life at Botley 233 His Children 237

DAUDET, ALPHONSE:

Tartarin de Tarascon 176

DICKENS, CHARLES: Shy Neighbourhoods 70 The Calais Night-boat 200 Mr. Testator 329

DOBSON, AUSTIN: The Secrets of the Heart 34 To "Lydia Languish" 137 The Cap that Fits 240 A Garden Idyll 286 Love in Winter 353 From the Ballad à-la-Mode 417

FITZGERALD, EDWARD: Letters of Fitz 127

GASKELL, MRS.: Cranford 291

GRONOW, CAPTAIN: Sir John Waters 47 Lord Westmoreland 51 Colonel Kelly and his Blacking 52 John Kemble 53 Rogers and Luttrell 54 The Pig-faced Lady 57 Hoby, the Bootmaker, of St. James's Street 58 Harrington House and Lord Petersham 60 Lord Alvanley 61 Sally Lunn 66 "Monk" Lewis 67

HAYDON, B.R.: Haydon's Immortal Night 181

H.B.: Miss Stipp of Plover's Court 385 Two Old Gentlemen 424

HAZLITT: Persons one would wish to have seen 180 Hobson's Choice 279 Wit and Laughter 351

HOLE, DEAN: "The Vulgar Tongue" 146 The Happy Dean 249

HOOD: The Carelesse Nurse Mayd 69 "Please to Ring the Belle" 248 Sally Simpkin's Lament; or John Jones's Kit-cat-astrophe 307 "Love, with a Witness!" 328 Ode to Peace 404

INGOLDSBY: Hints for an Historical Play; to be called William Rufus; or, the Red Rover 122 The Tragedy 214 New-made Honour 312

J.B.: Elia's Tail 192

JOHNSON, SAMUEL: Music 402 Neatness in Excess 402 A Young Lady's "Needs" 403 "Irene" 403

JONSON, BEN: The Woodcraft of Jonson 253

KEATS: To his Brother 186

LAMB, CHARLES: "Sixpenny Jokes" 185 Lamb's Task 186 In a Coach 197

LANDOR, WALTER SAVAGE: Landorisms 350

LEIGH, HENRY S.: Where—and oh! Where? 33 The Answer of Lady Clara Vere de Vere 252

LEWES, G.H.: Goethe's Mother 28

MACAULAY, LORD: "Boswell and Johnson" 102 Macaulay's Wit 290

MERIVALE, CHARLES: From the Greek Anthology 313

MONTAIGNE: Odours and Moustaches 415

PERCY ANECDOTES: The Great Condé 2 A Classical Ass 3 Memory 4 "Come in Here" 4 A Pope Innocent 5 A Good Paraphrase 5 Irish Priest 6 A Digression 7 Fortune-teller 7 Gasconades 8 Tribute to Beauty 8 Begging Quarter 9 Gascon Reproved 9 Absent Man 11 Pride 12 Witty Coward 12 Valuing Beauty 12 Pro Aris et Focis 14

PRIOR, MATTHEW: Epigrams 345

RELIGIO MEDICI: The Happiness of Sir Thomas Browne 244

RICHTER: Theisse 1 Broken Studies 1

ROBINSON, CRABB: Your Hat, Sir 191

SAINTE-BEUVE: The Charming Frenchman: Bossuet, Rousseau, Joubert, Mme D'Houdetot, Mme de Rémusat, Diderot, La Bruyère 269

SELDEN, JOHN: Table-talk of John Selden 309

SMITH, ALEXANDER: Dreamthorp 418

SMITH, SYDNEY: A Little Moral Advice 360 Mrs. Partington 363

STEPHEN, J.K.: In a Visitor's Book 126 A Sonnet 345

STERNE: The Supper 118 The Grace 120 Uncle Toby and the Fly 277

STOW: Old London Sports 314

THACKERAY: Letters from Thackeray 406

THOMSON, MISS E.G.: Lewis Carroll 380

THOREAU: Open Air 339

TWAIN, MARK: British Festivities 38 Mark's Baby 139 Enigma 243 The Jumping Frog 259 How Mark was Sold 310 A Newspaper Paragraph 335 Mental Photographs 354 How Mark edited an Agricultural Paper 365

WALPOLE, HORACE: Chatter of a Dilettante 221

WALTON, IZAAK: Angling Cheer 356

WELLESLEY: From the Greek Anthology (altered) 313

WIT ON OCCASION 444

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