Volume 99 — ADVICE TO GIRL GRADUATES.
Reading edition
(After Charles Kingsley—at a respectful distance.)
Dress well, sweet Maid, and let who will be clever. Dance, flirt, and sing! Don't study all day long. Or else you'll find, When other girls get married, You'll sing a different song!
SAD NEWS FROM ETON.—"Bever" is dead. Sorrowing boys followed the bier. The Bever-age has ceased to exist. What next? Will the characteristic Etonian top-hat follow the Bever?
HIS FIRST ACHE.
"OH, MAMMY! I'VE GOT SUCH A PAIN IN FRONT OF ME!"