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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, February 19, 1919

Volume 156 — AT PARIS PLAGE.

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Oft have I begged the high gods for a boon, That they would bear me from the Flanders slosh Back to a desert not made by the Bosch, The sunny Egypt that I left too soon. O silvery nights beneath an Eastern moon! O shirt-sleeved days! O small infrequent wash! O once again to see the nigger "nosh" The camel, rudely grunting (out of tune)! Loudly I called; the high gods hearkened not Till came the signal and the big guns ceased; But then they brought me to this sea-kissed spot, Heeded my prayer and gave me back at least One of the pleasures that of old I knew, For here once more there's sand within the stew.

GIVING HIM ROPE?
GIVING HIM ROPE?

GIVING HIM ROPE?

GERMAN CRIMINAL (

to Allied Police

). "HERE, I SAY, STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME! [

Aside

] IF I ONLY WHINE ENOUGH I MAY BE ABLE TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THIS YET."

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