← Table of contents
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, July 4, 1917

Volume 153 — THE MELTING-POT.

Reading edition

["The municipality of Rothausen has decided to present to the collection of metal which is being made in Germany its monument of Kaiser WILLIAM THE FIRST."—Reuter.]

Heavy is Armageddon's price And loud the call to sacrifice; All stuff composed of likely metals— Door-knockers, hairpins, cans and kettles— Into the War's insatiate melting-pot Has to be shot. That was a hard and bitter blow When first your church-bells had to go— Those saintly bells that rang carillons While in the maw of happy millions Pure joy and gratitude to Heaven thrilled For babies killed. It hurt your Christian hearts to melt A source of faith so keenly felt; And now (worse sacrilege than that) you Propose to take yon regal statue, That godlike effigy, and make a gun Of WILLIAM ONE! What will He say when you reduce His Relative to cannon-juice? The prospect must be pretty rotten If thus the Never-To-Be-Forgotten Is treated, like the corpses of your friends, For useful ends. I hear the ALL-HIGHEST mutter, "Ha! They're liquefying Grandpapa! The nation's needs, that grow acuter, Count sacred things as so much pewter; Even my holy crown may go some day Down the red way!"

O.S.

Explore with AITake your curiosity a little further.

Reading settings