Scott on the New Woman.
Reading edition
(As the Wizard of the North would have written now.)
New Woman! in our hours of ease A smoking rival hard to please, Wishing to put Man in the shade, Collar his togs and take his trade; When pain and anguish wring the brow, A swaggering, "spanking" Pipchin thou!
"THE COW WAS THE STAMP TO IMPRESS SUPERIOR BUTTER."
"Arf a pound er Margarine, please; an' Mother says will yer put the Cow on it, 'cos she's got Company!"